Hank Moody (TV Character)

That's my purgatory, really. Dinner, drinks, whatever. Never really all that interested, but I find myself telling her how beautiful she is anyway. Because it's true. All women are, in one way or another. You know, there's always something about every damn one of you. There's a smile, a curve, a secret. You ladies really are the most amazing creatures. My life's work.

But then there's the morning after, the hangover, and the realization that I'm not quite as available as I thought I was the night before. And then she's gone, and I'm haunted by yet another road not taken. Wow. I'm impressed. You actually dropped the act for a moment and said something real. Yes, I do that sometimes. But you never know when it's coming. You've got to stay on your toes.

I'm like a boxer that bobs and weaves like Muhammad Ali or Joe Frazier or Sugar Ray Leonard. Basically, I'm just listing boxers.

Well, see, that's the question I always ask myself.

Well, what would you prefer?

But what's the movie going to be about? Some chick with two arms? Who cares about that?

Yeah, but that's not the type of movie you want people to see.

No, I find it very difficult to talk to you.

No, it's not the shoulder. Well, the shoulder's part of it.

All the other parts.

No, you're not.

No, no, no, no, no.

Because I know you and you don't blush easy.