Hank Moody (TV Character)
Appearances
How to Get a Girlfriend with Connell Barrett
“Will You Be My Boyfriend?” The 10 Green Lights that Trigger Instant Attraction in Wonderful Women
That's my purgatory, really. Dinner, drinks, whatever. Never really all that interested, but I find myself telling her how beautiful she is anyway. Because it's true. All women are, in one way or another. You know, there's always something about every damn one of you. There's a smile, a curve, a secret. You ladies really are the most amazing creatures. My life's work.
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“Will You Be My Boyfriend?” The 10 Green Lights that Trigger Instant Attraction in Wonderful Women
But then there's the morning after, the hangover, and the realization that I'm not quite as available as I thought I was the night before. And then she's gone, and I'm haunted by yet another road not taken. Wow. I'm impressed. You actually dropped the act for a moment and said something real. Yes, I do that sometimes. But you never know when it's coming. You've got to stay on your toes.
How to Get a Girlfriend with Connell Barrett
“Will You Be My Boyfriend?” The 10 Green Lights that Trigger Instant Attraction in Wonderful Women
I'm like a boxer that bobs and weaves like Muhammad Ali or Joe Frazier or Sugar Ray Leonard. Basically, I'm just listing boxers.
How to Get a Girlfriend with Connell Barrett
“Will You Be My Boyfriend?” The 10 Green Lights that Trigger Instant Attraction in Wonderful Women
Well, see, that's the question I always ask myself.
How to Get a Girlfriend with Connell Barrett
“Will You Be My Boyfriend?” The 10 Green Lights that Trigger Instant Attraction in Wonderful Women
Well, what would you prefer?
How to Get a Girlfriend with Connell Barrett
“Will You Be My Boyfriend?” The 10 Green Lights that Trigger Instant Attraction in Wonderful Women
But what's the movie going to be about? Some chick with two arms? Who cares about that?
How to Get a Girlfriend with Connell Barrett
“Will You Be My Boyfriend?” The 10 Green Lights that Trigger Instant Attraction in Wonderful Women
Yeah, but that's not the type of movie you want people to see.
How to Get a Girlfriend with Connell Barrett
“Will You Be My Boyfriend?” The 10 Green Lights that Trigger Instant Attraction in Wonderful Women
No, I find it very difficult to talk to you.
How to Get a Girlfriend with Connell Barrett
“Will You Be My Boyfriend?” The 10 Green Lights that Trigger Instant Attraction in Wonderful Women
No, it's not the shoulder. Well, the shoulder's part of it.
How to Get a Girlfriend with Connell Barrett
“Will You Be My Boyfriend?” The 10 Green Lights that Trigger Instant Attraction in Wonderful Women
All the other parts.
How to Get a Girlfriend with Connell Barrett
“Will You Be My Boyfriend?” The 10 Green Lights that Trigger Instant Attraction in Wonderful Women
No, you're not.
How to Get a Girlfriend with Connell Barrett
“Will You Be My Boyfriend?” The 10 Green Lights that Trigger Instant Attraction in Wonderful Women
No, no, no, no, no.
How to Get a Girlfriend with Connell Barrett
“Will You Be My Boyfriend?” The 10 Green Lights that Trigger Instant Attraction in Wonderful Women
Because I know you and you don't blush easy.