Hannah Berner

Like Des was like, yeah, you didn't hear about this.

I'm like, it never got to like Gen Z millennial girl TikTok.

I am at the point, though, I did see someone wear something the other day and I was like, oh, like, where's the rest of her outfit?

And I'm like, I'm turning into my dad or my mom.

See, I'm like, I'm evolving too much.

I miss the bliss.

I miss the lack of self-awareness.

But this chess documentary is so good.

Okay, so there's this guy named Magnus.

Magnus is the greatest chess player of all time.

Also, he's the nerdiest nerd, but happens to be kind of Disney Prince hot accidentally.

He has kind of a flow in his hair and accidentally really hot.

Hell yeah.

When he speaks, you're like, oh, this guy's never spoken to anyone but a rook.

But a what?

A rook is a... Stop.

Stop.

stop you're like stop your hot girl brain's malfunctioning you're like what so okay so he's beating everyone like he'll beat people blindfolded how old is he he's now like in his 30s okay and he has been beating people since he's like 10 he's ranked number there's a whole ranking system okay so then there's this thing called chess.com

where all of them train like chess.com is where they all are they also stream it so you could watch people playing chess never crossed my desk i had no idea this stuff was going on no this is like ask jeeves like what chess.com guys get a grip can you think of something better so there's this guy that left his family he's like i left my family and went to new york they were in connecticut he literally took he took a train my god

And he basically, they show his room.