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Hannah Berner

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
8374 total appearances

Appearances Over Time

Podcast Appearances

Giggly Squad
Giggling about housewives, brand deals, and anal beads

It's like disgusting, but like literally how my room looks.

Giggly Squad
Giggling about housewives, brand deals, and anal beads

And he just all day long, like we'll go 30 hours just like learning chess moves and playing chess.com.

Giggly Squad
Giggling about housewives, brand deals, and anal beads

And on chess.com, when you beat people, your ranking gets higher.

Giggly Squad
Giggling about housewives, brand deals, and anal beads

And he's this new age of chess player where he like gets emotional.

Giggly Squad
Giggling about housewives, brand deals, and anal beads

Like he'll be like yelling and stuff.

Giggly Squad
Giggling about housewives, brand deals, and anal beads

yeah but when you play a professional like to be able to play a professional you have to be ranked really high but it's like they practice all day these guys this is all they do because there's like a trillion different chess move scenarios and you like is there money in chess like what are they pulling in apparently like well it's very like they'll go to monaco they'll go to miami and do these like tournaments tournaments you could win like hundreds of thousands of dollars are people betting on

Giggly Squad
Giggling about housewives, brand deals, and anal beads

chess probably that's probably where there's a lot there's when i tell you i was like where have i been and and of course it's all men which makes me i was just gonna say the men have so many opportunities for hobbies because they have so much fucking time well also they literally said like in the 70s that like women weren't smart enough to do chess but like women are sorry we're busy fucking like raising the future of our world women of stem of the week we have a woman on the goddamn moon

Giggly Squad
Giggling about housewives, brand deals, and anal beads

Haven't said a single... I need to formally apologize to the Academy for forgetting to put the women on the moon in the Women's Stem of the Week.

Giggly Squad
Giggling about housewives, brand deals, and anal beads

That was my bad.

Giggly Squad
Giggling about housewives, brand deals, and anal beads

That was my oversight.

Giggly Squad
Giggling about housewives, brand deals, and anal beads

We learn, we grow.

Giggly Squad
Giggling about housewives, brand deals, and anal beads

I apologize.

Giggly Squad
Giggling about housewives, brand deals, and anal beads

There was a funny clip of apparently the president called them and he was going on a long rant.

Giggly Squad
Giggling about housewives, brand deals, and anal beads

And I was like, these motherfuckers left Earth to try to get a break from reality.

Giggly Squad
Giggling about housewives, brand deals, and anal beads

And you're stuck on a Zoom meeting having to listen to someone talk.

Giggly Squad
Giggling about housewives, brand deals, and anal beads

I would be like, I'm in space right now.

Giggly Squad
Giggling about housewives, brand deals, and anal beads

How far away can I get away?

Giggly Squad
Giggling about housewives, brand deals, and anal beads

They're like, hi, you have a loan that you need to pay.

Giggly Squad
Giggling about housewives, brand deals, and anal beads

So anyway, this guy is, chess.com realizes he's kind of like getting a lot of attention, this up and coming guy.

Giggly Squad
Giggling about housewives, brand deals, and anal beads

Yeah.