Hannah Berner

In your 20s, if someone was playing beer pong and they weren't good at it, I'd be like... That's so embarrassing.

You can't be the father of my children.

I hate sleeping in bed with men.

I don't know what it is, because I can fall asleep on the couch with them, but once it comes to getting in the bed and falling asleep, I'm like...

No, I have to be alone.

Like, I have to hang out with myself more.

Yeah, and I'm like, now I can't watch a TV show and, like, also have my phone on when it's, like, 3 a.m.

because you have to sleep.

Sleeping in separate beds, I honestly think is great.

I need my own bedroom and I'm so down to start the night with you and then like start the morning with you.

But what I do in the in-between is like none of your business.

You're starting a business.

I saw a TikTok that was like, I still stalk my ex's ex even though we broke up, but she's part of my routine.

Wait, your comfort stock.

I was the queen of taking a break.

The pencil sharpener wasn't enough for me.

I was like, ooh, still too stimulating.

You guys are all here.

I was at the nurse's office.

The nurse knew me.