Hans Kim
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5,822 appearances
22 recordings
1 series
first heard Dec 2023
last heard 14 Apr
Hans Kim’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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I'm not going to be able to make it back to my truck.
And the guy's still not there, so I'm outside now, his door.
And I look in the back, and there's a cinder block wall, and there's a shed up against the wall, and there's a ladder right there, up against the shed.
And I figured, okay, it's easier for me to get to that wall than it is to get to my truck.
So I brought the TV back to the shed, climbed the ladder, I put the TV on the roof of the shed, which was right up against the cinder block wall, and there's an alley that goes behind all the houses where the garbage trucks go.
I have a black hooker waiting, let's go.
So I put the TV up there.
Put the TV up there.
As I'm walking back, I look in there, and the guy's back to making the sandwich.
I see his elbows and stuff.
I'm going, okay, he's cool.
So I go back to my truck, get in my truck, and I come all the way around.
Keep going.
Go down the alley.
stop my truck, I climb in the back of the bed of the truck so I could reach the TV from the roof of the shed, got the TV, put it in the bed of the truck, put a little tarp over it, just in case I got stopped, which I didn't.
I drive around the alley, I go around the corner, now I'm going up the street where the guy lives.
To my amazement, there's already a cop car there.
police car was there already so there's two cops and the guy on the front lawn and all three of them were scratching their heads and i can only assume they're going so what the fuck happened i got up to make a sandwich come back and my fucking tv's gone
Perfect timing.
Yeah, well, I'm old.
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