Hari Kundabolu

I mean, honestly, I was going to say, like, hard no, but I guess I'm open to it.

I just want to be with someone that is, like, fun and can dance, and I don't want to be dealing with their past traumas.

Okay.

Good luck with that.

That's totally fair.

Like, does that not exist?

No, it's 100% okay to ask.

And, Evan, if you're willing to commit to dropping all of your past traumas right now, then she would be willing to give you a chance.

Oh, that's all I got to do?

I'm perfect now.

We're joking, but I think that what he's trying to say is that everybody comes with baggage, okay?

And if your baggage is simply that you are a little traumatized to dance, like, that's pretty light baggage.

You could say you're dating the pumpkin king.

Wow.

As long as he doesn't have to dress in an orange skin-tight outfit with a pumpkin over his head, he should be able to overcome it.

I mean, I'd be open to wearing still that pumpkin skin-tight suit, just not the helmet.

That just shows off his guns at this point.

I see.

All right.

I'm going to go with don't wear that.