Harland Williams

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254 appearances 1 recordings 1 series first heard Sep 2026 last heard today

Harland Williams’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.

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Or if you go to uh like Dick's sporting goods, they have air mattresses and they have those patch kits, you can just stick 'em on.
That's amazing.
I'm not like a doctor, you know that.
Right.
What?
But Bob Biggercock, when you have a uh when a woman gets the fake ones put in, can she still lactate?
Can those breasts produce milk, Bob Bigger balls?
Okay.
Yeah.
She
God, do you have any like jolly leukemia stories you can share with us?
When she's not in the mood, does she ever put a bumper sticker on her crotch and tell you to F off?
Yeah, a
No, I'm very c I'm fascinated.
I'm looking at your hand and I'm like a a a fish looking at a fishing lure.
I can't stop staring at it.
And if you don't mind me asking about it because your middle finger is doing stuff that I haven't even seen at a Cirque du Soleil show.
Would you do me a favor, my guy, and just flip me off with that middle finger?
Oh man.
Oh that he's I feel like I'm being flipped off by Salvador Dali right now.
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