#787 - HARLAND WILLIAMS + JEREMIAH WATKINS
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How do Harland Williams and Jeremiah Watkins set the tone for this silly Kill Tony episode?
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Kind of a serious fun. episode. And then the week before that was um It's fucking uh Why am I blanking? But it was a different tone. You know what I mean? It's a different tone. Let me look it up real quick. My point here is tone people. Oh, it was Duncan and Metzger, yeah.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
How do Harland Williams and Jeremiah Watkins set the tone for this silly Kill Tony episode?
0:00–9:17
2
What does Pauly Shore joke about during his surprise Kill Tony opening set?
9:17–15:17
3
How does Bob Biggerstaff turn his cancer recovery into comedy?
15:17–36:56
4
What does Aaron Belisle joke about in his wheelchair comedy set?
36:56–1:07:56
5
Why does Brooke McKinney embrace her natural body hair, and what does it mean for her dating life?
1:07:56–1:12:12
6
How did Nino’s Fourth of July DWI lead to 12 hours in jail?
1:12:12–1:31:17
7
What is life like for an anesthesiologist who also performs stand-up comedy?
1:31:17–1:55:18
8
What happens when AI Harlan Williams delivers a roast of David Lucas?
1:55:18–2:14:03