KT: Behind the Tape (Ep: 786 Donnell Rawlings + Sam Tallent)
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What’s the opening vibe and who are the hosts introducing the episode?
Yes, sir. Another Kill Tony Monday, man. Everybody's great. Everything's going fucking great. This is the place to be. If y'all missing out, I feel sorry for your sucky ass life. Mike, guest one, guest one. Mike, check. Mike, check, guest one. Cool. Mike, check, guest two. Mike, check, guest two. Mike, check, guest two. Cool.
Who's ready for the best fucking night of their lives? Who is ready for the best night of their lives? Awesome, thank you. What about who's ready for the most regular night of your fucking life, huh? Who's ready for the most regular night? Woo! Yeah, man! Dan, will you work your way back all the way to red band one at a time? It's going to be a regular night, man. I can't wait for a regular fucking night. When do we get that? When does that happen?
When do
we get that? If you could just help.
Brevin, can you juice that up a little bit more on
your end? Okay, basically what's happening is we have to get the panelists for tonight and his flight got delayed like really bad. The show starts at like 8.30. We're looking at, we're going to be coming in pretty close. So we're going to go pick him up at the airport, bring him back here. It
doesn't look that good. Inception, video on video. Now we got to put that
footage
in there.
Make
sure
no
one steals that
merch,
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That was great.
That's fun.
184. Gosh. We're going
to have some fun. Without a doubt, that's cardiff.co slash killtonytoday.
1892.
Joe, you're
perfect. 1892. And it was
for a nickel. Here, Joe, stay close. Stay behind that curtain. Wait till I call you out, okay? Perfect.
This might be the best ad read ever. Yeah. All right, here we go.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What’s the opening vibe and who are the hosts introducing the episode?
0:00–6:46
2
Why was there a last‑minute scramble to pick up a guest from the airport?
6:46–12:21
3
How does the show promote Kill Tony Plus and its exclusive perks?
12:21–17:48
4
What advice does the host give to small‑business owners about fast funding?
17:48–24:00
5
Why do the comedians discuss the challenges of drinking while doing stand‑up?
24:00–32:27
6
How does Donnell Rawlings describe his comedy style and career highlights?
32:27–39:05
7
What does Sam Tallent share about his recent move to Austin and his comedy journey?
39:05–44:45
8
How does the episode wrap up with final jokes and audience shout‑outs?
44:45–54:53