Harland Williams

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254 appearances 1 recordings 1 series first heard Sep 2026 last heard today

Harland Williams’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.

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KILL TONY · #787 - HARLAND WILLIAMS + JEREMIAH WATKINS · 29 Sep 2026 podcast

So this is what you do.

You hand him the bag with the good hand and you say, Hey, can you give me an extra tip?

I slammed the car door on my finger.

Oh, that's brilliant.

Yeah.

You're gonna be rich in about a week.

PF Changs?

your food.

Thank

Should try it.

Let me tell you how I have sex in a wheelchair.

I roll her to the top of the stairs, right?

But we need to be safe.

I practice safe sex.

So I turn her emergency brake on, then I mount her with syrup and an ego waffle.

Syrup and an ego waffle.

And I glaze her up real nice.

You gotta glaze it, you know what I'm saying?

Glaze her up real nice.

Then when you're done, you take the brake off and push.

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