Hasan Minhaj

We don't know like what a budget is because our parents essentially pay for everything.

Also, I think his dad's one of the judges.

So that's like a clear conflict of interest.

So why are we even having this debate when like this should be illegal, you know?

And so like the judges are, they just started laughing.

And then I think I won.

But what I do remember is after we finished,

One of the judges came up to me and he's like, hey, man, I really hate judging these things.

I actually judge these things because I have my son on the weekend and I have to spend time with him.

But you made it really, really fun.

And that was really awesome.

And then Ms.

Takeuchi told me on our drive back to Davis, she was like, you're really... You kind of have this gift of gab and it's useful.

And you could...

not say things in class and say things here, that would be very, very beneficial to me.

What a good teacher, Mrs. T. Are you still in touch with Mrs. T?

I recently got her phone number and I've been trying to get a hold of her.

Oh, that'd be great.

Yeah, so she retired.

But Mrs. T is, you know, life-changing.