Hasan Minhaj
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Hasan, cut it out.
She barked at me.
She said something and she was like, sit down.
Like, no.
And I was like, okay, fine.
I remember then that night, my dad loved watching 60 Minutes.
And it was like this news package of like,
like aspartame.
It may be in your soda, but it also may be giving you cancer, you know?
And then I remember being in class the next day and I was like, Ms.
Anderson, can I get, I know you had 11 dipepsis, can I get the 12?
And she's like, Hasan, will you cut it out for me?
And I was like, you're totally right, Ms.
Anderson.
I think adults should be the only people getting cancer.
And she sent me to the principal's office.
I bet she did.
And she was like, what she said was inappropriate.
And it was all wrong.
But I felt like what I did say was wrong.