Hasan Minhaj
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
Like,
I think you're possibly demonic and or the chupacabra.
Like you are participating in the dark arts in some way.
And I don't, if there are any clowns watching, I have zero respect for you.
Magicians, I tip my hat and I stand below you, sir.
Ventriloquists are technically stage performers.
I'll give them that.
The fact that they don't do face makeup or try to scare you through the paint on the face, I would consider them to be on par with comedians.
Working comedians.
Slightly below us, though.
Yeah.
I feel you.
Slightly below.
They're like the ugly cousin of a comedian.
Thank you.
So actually, let me just... In all seriousness, in San Francisco, there was a laundromat called the Brainwash Cafe, which is literally a laundromat where people are doing their laundry, but they did an open mic there.
And so when you go to the open mic...
You would have this like Indian Muslim kid, me.
Then you would have a drag queen.
You might have a ventriloquist.