Hasan Minhaj

to go to dinner and get a coffee and so i have a wad of cash and i don't like run credit cards that much yeah so i'm just carrying a fat wad i do feel rich there got it i like i like have it next i take photos inflation makes you oh you do the money i take rap photos when i'm in other countries that's the only place i can do the rap photos yeah yeah the money calling yeah i stand on money what's this

to go to dinner and get a coffee and so i have a wad of cash and i don't like run credit cards that much yeah so i'm just carrying a fat wad i do feel rich there got it i like i like have it next i take photos inflation makes you oh you do the money i take rap photos when i'm in other countries that's the only place i can do the rap photos yeah yeah the money calling yeah i stand on money what's this

What does this mean? You go like this. You hold the whole stack. Oh, that's fire. Have you ever heard the phrase, I stand on business, ten toes down? Yes, I love that phrase.

What does this mean? You go like this. You hold the whole stack. Oh, that's fire. Have you ever heard the phrase, I stand on business, ten toes down? Yes, I love that phrase.

What does this mean? You go like this. You hold the whole stack. Oh, that's fire. Have you ever heard the phrase, I stand on business, ten toes down? Yes, I love that phrase.

I stand on that. Okay, so let's talk about Islam for a second because I think it's really fun. Why not? I think it's awesome. I think it's great. So I tell people that why wouldn't you want the latest iOS update? Yes. Islam's the newest Abrahamic religion.

I stand on that. Okay, so let's talk about Islam for a second because I think it's really fun. Why not? I think it's awesome. I think it's great. So I tell people that why wouldn't you want the latest iOS update? Yes. Islam's the newest Abrahamic religion.

I stand on that. Okay, so let's talk about Islam for a second because I think it's really fun. Why not? I think it's awesome. I think it's great. So I tell people that why wouldn't you want the latest iOS update? Yes. Islam's the newest Abrahamic religion.

Watch my childhood.

Watch my childhood.

Watch my childhood.

Sit on the floor. Answer questions. I don't answer questions. My kid doesn't talk. Oh, yeah, you have a kid. You have two kids.

Sit on the floor. Answer questions. I don't answer questions. My kid doesn't talk. Oh, yeah, you have a kid. You have two kids.

Sit on the floor. Answer questions. I don't answer questions. My kid doesn't talk. Oh, yeah, you have a kid. You have two kids.

They're both older than mine. Yes. Do you have any advice for a new dad? You seem like a great father.

They're both older than mine. Yes. Do you have any advice for a new dad? You seem like a great father.

They're both older than mine. Yes. Do you have any advice for a new dad? You seem like a great father.

Yeah, he's so sick. He's so sick. And then Sally Fields comes in and she's like, I want a divorce. It's such a sad movie. People think it's a comedy, but I think it's a really dark... His kids are stolen from him. And he has to pretty much cross-dress. Is that a PC term still? Can we say cross-dress?

Yeah, he's so sick. He's so sick. And then Sally Fields comes in and she's like, I want a divorce. It's such a sad movie. People think it's a comedy, but I think it's a really dark... His kids are stolen from him. And he has to pretty much cross-dress. Is that a PC term still? Can we say cross-dress?

Yeah, he's so sick. He's so sick. And then Sally Fields comes in and she's like, I want a divorce. It's such a sad movie. People think it's a comedy, but I think it's a really dark... His kids are stolen from him. And he has to pretty much cross-dress. Is that a PC term still? Can we say cross-dress?