Hazel E

I'm breaking into the house, cutting yourself, leaving a message in blood.

When they sent me the clip of her hitting him with that Hennessy bottle and then trying to vacuum the glass out of his head, I was like.

I was like, but I see why she do it.

Cause he, he triggers you.

He's very triggered.

You have to be wrapped really tight.

But the thing is he stayed is my thing.

So you have to have some sort of like level of oftenness too, because you let a chick bust you in the head with a hitty bottle and proceed to take a vacuum cleaner.

And take glass out.

There's something wrong with you as well, sir.

Maybe it's an older white man that I need.

Of course, yeah.

I've had, like, two public white boyfriends.

My first one was Chet Hanks.

I kind of hipped him on the butt.

That was season one, 2014, me and Chet.

Yeah, his dad still had him working at, like, Fred Siegel's on freaking Melrose.

Well, he did that one movie with, was it Cheetah Girls or something like that?

Yeah, but, yeah, his dad made him have a job.

Like, he didn't play with them.