Heath Cordes
π€ SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
When I say mamma mia, you say papa pia, mamma mia.
Hey, what's a fat lady's favorite computer, Adele?
Can you please change your name to not Ian?
You're like, I wonder what happens if an old transvestite... You think if they eat beans, they shit or fart?
Oh, yeah, I got away with it.
Answer the fucking questions.
But it's prison style.
He got to give me something in return.
Feelings aren't facts.
You oscillate between, like, funny and then, like, trying to.
I think you're naturally funny.
Like, some of your mannerisms and, like, little lines were, I thought were, like, very funny.
But then it's, like, I don't know, like, you try to be funny.
I would suggest, like, just be natural.
Like, you have a very compelling funny tone.
story to tell i think stick to that and just be yourself more and i think you'd be great i i thought it was i was laughing at some parts i'm taking all that yeah because if you have 60 seconds and you laugh at some parts that's pretty good well it's a little bit of a long walk around the block for the punch line but you know it still had a punch line and i just wanted to take you on that walk thank you it's not all funny some of it's you know when you uh