Heath Cordes

When I say mamma mia, you say papa pia, mamma mia.

Papa pia.

Hey, what's a fat lady's favorite computer, Adele?

Can you please change your name to not Ian?

You're like, I wonder what happens if an old transvestite... You think if they eat beans, they shit or fart?

Oh, yeah, I got away with it.

Answer the fucking questions.

Stick with me.

Toys?

But it's prison style.

He got to give me something in return.

Feelings aren't facts.

I like you, Jimmy.

You oscillate between, like, funny and then, like, trying to.

I think you're naturally funny.

Like, some of your mannerisms and, like, little lines were, I thought were, like, very funny.

But then it's, like, I don't know, like, you try to be funny.

I would suggest, like, just be natural.

Like, you have a very compelling funny tone.

story to tell i think stick to that and just be yourself more and i think you'd be great i i thought it was i was laughing at some parts i'm taking all that yeah because if you have 60 seconds and you laugh at some parts that's pretty good well it's a little bit of a long walk around the block for the punch line but you know it still had a punch line and i just wanted to take you on that walk thank you it's not all funny some of it's you know when you uh