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Heath Cornus

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KILL TONY

#692 - IAN BAGG + TYLER FISCHER

366.715

A lady broke my heart recently. She said she'd always be in my corner, but she's not. She left. She's not in my corner. She left. Stupid fucking bitch. But you know what's always been in my corner? You know what's actually in my corner? Stiff socks. And Freedom. I met a nice lady the other night. She told me that she had a mommy kink, and that's great for me. That's perfect. I'm kinky.

KILL TONY

#692 - IAN BAGG + TYLER FISCHER

409.445

I have a fucking thing that moves kink. I didn't use protection. I'm not supposed to know what that is. Just a small boy. She asked me if I had some, I said, when I'm in danger, I call 911. I'm a dad now. Thank you.

KILL TONY

#692 - IAN BAGG + TYLER FISCHER

448.723

It was a misdirect. Okay.

KILL TONY

#692 - IAN BAGG + TYLER FISCHER

454.166

Yeah, I'm heartbroken.

KILL TONY

#692 - IAN BAGG + TYLER FISCHER

461.25

Play it. Play the music. Yeah, if you're going to hit it, fucking hit it. Jesus. She let me on. She told me that she would take care of me. She told me that she had milk. She said I could grow with her. Was this your mother?

KILL TONY

#692 - IAN BAGG + TYLER FISCHER

513.915

No, that's my kink. I'm on a nurse.

KILL TONY

#692 - IAN BAGG + TYLER FISCHER

600.667

Like, literally, like, I just got back from San Juan today. Today? Yeah.

KILL TONY

#692 - IAN BAGG + TYLER FISCHER

607.348

This weekend. This whole weekend. I was doing, like, a private gig for, like, a bunch of millionaires, and, like, I did this house party. All the venues pulled out. I don't know why, but...

KILL TONY

#692 - IAN BAGG + TYLER FISCHER

640.884

Yeah, I just, I mean, I didn't tan much. I wore SPF 100, you know. Yeah, kid's proof.

KILL TONY

#692 - IAN BAGG + TYLER FISCHER

650.481

Yeah, I brought a chick. You brought a chick? Yeah, I brought a chick.

KILL TONY

#692 - IAN BAGG + TYLER FISCHER

669.437

I sat in her lap. I didn't even have to buy a ticket.

KILL TONY

#692 - IAN BAGG + TYLER FISCHER

727.43

Don't hide now. The electricity did go out like three times. Okay. Fuck this. Fuck this.

KILL TONY

#692 - IAN BAGG + TYLER FISCHER

747.279

It didn't smell like garbage.