Holly Wainwright

Oh, so good.

They like each other a lot.

But this bit made me spit out my tea.

Lena, who likes rescuing things, weird hairless dogs, no shade on hairless dogs, but they

I didn't know dogs could get jealous.

Unruly Bunny's house-sized pigs.

Was Lena telling Amy about pet pig issues?

treats without the trick where's the trick babe where's the trick babe there is no trick she goes on to say that then you end up with a sport with a pig with spoiled pig syndrome and no one to blame but yourself so bear with me imagine this you're in love you shower your new obsession with affection and validation generous hot sex comfort and attention and then one day you're like hold on

What are you doing?

Lying around the house on the couch, not getting off the couch, making no effort in bed, not even remembering my birthday.

And it's like you keep growling.

Yes.

You keep growling, piggy.

Spoiled pig syndrome.

Not just romantic relationships.

Imagine this.

You're over delivering at work, just making your boss's life a dream, never complaining, going above and beyond, always smiling and delightful.

And then one day you fuck something up and your boss turns on you.

Spoiled pig syndrome.

I think my teenagers definitely have SPS.