Horatio Gould

You think we're safe in part three?

off the hand ready turn that off turn that off not for me uh we are in india though we're back in india gandhi's been in south africa in the 1890s and he's a product of that time and place it's the 90s it's the 90s it's a different time different time there was no phones you know blairite also social media optimism the 90s the end of history the 1890s

So Gandhi returns to India, having spent 21 years in South Africa, having supported the British in the Boer War.

I understandy Gandhi.

Gandhi very handy.

Gandhi very randy.

Gandhi not on Mandy.

Now, he's involved in the Boer War, the Zooli uprisings, and a miners' strike.

And he has developed his Satyagraha philosophy.

Well, this is the long road to Russell Brand.

Russell Brand could have done with a lot more semen retention.

But anyway, back to fucking Russell Bindi.

Gandhi returns to India in 1915 and he is now engaged in resistance against the British.

Anakin has become Darth Vader.

he's been corrupted he has he begins when he joins the Indian National Congress which is the leading political party for Indian independence because but this is during the war this is Ireland trying to get into everyone's now now that we're busy it's just fucking can you just wait till we're finished guys all of you all of you this is not the time our weakest they try to take advantage of us I know it's terrible it's terrible as I said they're the empire in Star Wars and we're the British Empire are the brave rebels

The Death Star of the Irish Independence Movement.

The brave soldiers who shot to the Easter Rising is the Ewoks and the X-Wings.

I love Star Wars.

What a great franchise.

Yeah, it's brilliant.