Horatio Gould

What do they do in Dorset?

They're pretty nice, yeah.

But they just like to go to the beach.

Yeah, it's nice.

Did you want Argentina to win the World Cup with Messi?

Yeah, I did.

So how much does your hatred for Argentina weigh up against yours?

he's got the fucking little cheating weasels shirt and a few years ago he sold it for what was it 7 million 9 mil is he doing it because he loves cocaine or is he doing it to be better at football he starts like that I think it's loving he loves cocaine yeah it doesn't help it's not for the game I mean you're not doing cocaine because you love football no I just love cocaine you love cocaine yeah

Aren't you going out?

You're going out?

I've cancelled that.

This is part two of our World Cup series.

You guys, it's a terrific podcast, The Upshot.

We were saying last episode, it's similar to this in that you pay a researcher and then put it in the bin and call whoever you're talking about, a paedophile.

Which is...

The heavily researched baseless paedophile accusation podcast.

But you do sports.

Now, we talked about the World Cup pre-war last time.

We're going to kick off post-war now.

Now, Germany and Japan...