Howie Chackowicz

And I said, yeah, I guess it is.

You know, I never thought of it that way, but yeah.

And that is sort of like doing to others as you would have them do unto you.

And she thought for a minute and looked up at me and said,

Did they kill him too?

Maybe at the time I knew, but I had no clue actually that you liked me when I think back on it now.

When I was a kid, and I would see the school crossing signs, and there was a picture of the little kids walking, and they would say, school X-ing crossing.

And I thought that the X-ing was a word, and I pronounced it Zing.

Well, I was in my 20s, and I was walking into work,

And about 10 geese walked in front of me on the sidewalk.

And so I just turned to my coworker and casually said, it looks like they should have a zing sign there for the geese.

There was sort of a long, awkward silence.

And I thought that he was thinking, you know, that really is a good idea.

But instead he was, he finally said,

You know, zing isn't a word.

You know, it should be a word, and it should be zing.

You know, you don't want a kid to walk slowly across...