Howie Gelfand

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1,547 appearances 1 recordings 1 series first heard Sep 2026 last heard 18 Sep

Howie Gelfand’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.

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But I'm standing next to him on a podium and he eats one of the goldfish and turns to me.

What am I gonna do?

Say, I'm not hungry?

So I ate the other goldfish.

Not a proud woman of mine.

You know, uh I remember dating uh a girl afterwards who my kids were young at the time, and we used to go to fairs.

And what do you win?

You always win the goldfish.

So the kids would be in the back.

She'd say, Keep it away from your father.

You know he's got an appetite for that.

Uh this poor kid.

You know, and and in hindsight, it's just

That makes me sick.

You know, cuz God knows what that kid did аф дозволі his pets.

Just got fired from the job.

And people didn't

People didn't quit.

People slid under the door.

They sni they snuck out.

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