Huckleberry

No. Nothing good happens in Ashe County, North Carolina.

No. Nothing good happens in Ashe County, North Carolina.

Yeah. Got a lot of things on our mind, Buck. It's Christmas. The kids are out of control. Got to pay for private school. And I don't know what to wear at this year's Emmys.

Yeah. Got a lot of things on our mind, Buck. It's Christmas. The kids are out of control. Got to pay for private school. And I don't know what to wear at this year's Emmys.

After I took a hot shit in the local Waffle House, I thought they'd run me out for good. Keep going on what has happened. This rogue team's drawn us in here for whatever reason it may be. I'm not sure. But the other thing is, we've got a badass Bigfoot that's still in these woods, I'll guarantee you.

After I took a hot shit in the local Waffle House, I thought they'd run me out for good. Keep going on what has happened. This rogue team's drawn us in here for whatever reason it may be. I'm not sure. But the other thing is, we've got a badass Bigfoot that's still in these woods, I'll guarantee you.

The Cherokee Devil. The Cherokee Devil, Chrissy. You ain't never seen the Cherokee Devil?

The Cherokee Devil. The Cherokee Devil, Chrissy. You ain't never seen the Cherokee Devil?

He's down by the whacking post, Chrissy, or the red shed as they called it. That's because my red rocket comes out every time I get in that red shed. That's where the local gals go to make a few extra bucks. Some people have lonely fans. We have the red shed. The red shed.

He's down by the whacking post, Chrissy, or the red shed as they called it. That's because my red rocket comes out every time I get in that red shed. That's where the local gals go to make a few extra bucks. Some people have lonely fans. We have the red shed. The red shed.

Trying to draw us in for an ambush or whatever the hell they're setting up.

Trying to draw us in for an ambush or whatever the hell they're setting up.

Ambush. Ambush. They know.

Ambush. Ambush. They know.

Ain't like Anheuser-Busch. This Cherokee devil's going to be on the back of our head the minute we walk in them woods. Try to get our minds right. Get focused on what we have ahead.

Ain't like Anheuser-Busch. This Cherokee devil's going to be on the back of our head the minute we walk in them woods. Try to get our minds right. Get focused on what we have ahead.

Let's pull over and smoke a little Mountain Dew meth before we get into the game, shall we?

Let's pull over and smoke a little Mountain Dew meth before we get into the game, shall we?

Scary. Scary sound effects. That's my favorite. They just dump sound effect over sound effect.

Scary. Scary sound effects. That's my favorite. They just dump sound effect over sound effect.

I bet Billy was there. I'm sorry, guys. I just can't take it anymore. We've been done chasing these monsters for a long time and ain't seen shit. My wife wants me to get a real job.

I bet Billy was there. I'm sorry, guys. I just can't take it anymore. We've been done chasing these monsters for a long time and ain't seen shit. My wife wants me to get a real job.

I brought me an AK-47. If we decide to shoot anything, I'm going to be ready.

I brought me an AK-47. If we decide to shoot anything, I'm going to be ready.

We're ready, boss. If that other team thinks they're going to get us in that shed and ambush us, they're going to find out why I'm far.

We're ready, boss. If that other team thinks they're going to get us in that shed and ambush us, they're going to find out why I'm far.

I won't tell you what's going to happen down there. What did he say? Did he say two states and three county fairs? Yes. Oh, funnel cakes? What's he talking about?

I won't tell you what's going to happen down there. What did he say? Did he say two states and three county fairs? Yes. Oh, funnel cakes? What's he talking about?

What's that? I want more gun-loading sound effects, please.

What's that? I want more gun-loading sound effects, please.

Listen, when you think about guys you want running after Satan, you think about huck, chuck, and fuck.

Listen, when you think about guys you want running after Satan, you think about huck, chuck, and fuck.

Oh, yeah. It does. I think we're a couple yards down from the QT. I used to smoke cigarettes here after high school. Oh, what? No. Okay. All right. I'll shut up, guys.

Oh, yeah. It does. I think we're a couple yards down from the QT. I used to smoke cigarettes here after high school. Oh, what? No. Okay. All right. I'll shut up, guys.

Hey, guys. See them trees right there, guys? Right here. Oh, the bow trees? Yeah.

Hey, guys. See them trees right there, guys? Right here. Oh, the bow trees? Yeah.

Branches on the ground.

Branches on the ground.

Come on, Jeff, get on your feet in case we have to outrun the seven and a half foot red-eyed Bigfoot with claws that'll tear into human flesh. We can do this. Quick. That Weight Watchers is paying off now, Jeff.

Come on, Jeff, get on your feet in case we have to outrun the seven and a half foot red-eyed Bigfoot with claws that'll tear into human flesh. We can do this. Quick. That Weight Watchers is paying off now, Jeff.

Well, luckily he did not. We came mere inches from certain depth.

Well, luckily he did not. We came mere inches from certain depth.

Yeah, I'm here. Yeah, we're here. Did you just do this, Buck? You guys there? All those lights and cameras behind me? Are those you? No.

Yeah, I'm here. Yeah, we're here. Did you just do this, Buck? You guys there? All those lights and cameras behind me? Are those you? No.

I've just seen a flicker right straight through here. Turn the lights off. Turn the lights off.

I've just seen a flicker right straight through here. Turn the lights off. Turn the lights off.

Turn the lights off. What about the camera lights? Except for the camera lights. I know.

Turn the lights off. What about the camera lights? Except for the camera lights. I know.

Come on, guys. Get our shit together. We're trying to kill the Red Rocket. If we kill the Red Rocket, we'll go down in fame. But right now, all you guys want to do is bicker and complain about your light bulbs. Turn them on. Don't turn them on. Don't give a shit. Just don't look in his Red Rocket. Just don't stare at the Red Rocket. It's like a dog humping your leg.

Come on, guys. Get our shit together. We're trying to kill the Red Rocket. If we kill the Red Rocket, we'll go down in fame. But right now, all you guys want to do is bicker and complain about your light bulbs. Turn them on. Don't turn them on. Don't give a shit. Just don't look in his Red Rocket. Just don't stare at the Red Rocket. It's like a dog humping your leg.

If you don't stare at him, the Red Rocket will go away.

If you don't stare at him, the Red Rocket will go away.

Is that psychological warfare? Is that the definition of psychological warfare?

Is that psychological warfare? Is that the definition of psychological warfare?

What?

What?

Please pull out your airplane bag.

Please pull out your airplane bag.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

I'll stay here. Yeah. What is it? You're like at a, what is it, a bachelor party in Nashville? I'll stay here. You go back and make sure we get the boys' phone numbers.

I'll stay here. Yeah. What is it? You're like at a, what is it, a bachelor party in Nashville? I'll stay here. You go back and make sure we get the boys' phone numbers.

I'm really concerned about my little buddy Buck. He's having a hard time to get through this. But deep down, I know he's going to push himself because he knows this has to be done. What has to be done?

I'm really concerned about my little buddy Buck. He's having a hard time to get through this. But deep down, I know he's going to push himself because he knows this has to be done. What has to be done?

What is pushing you so hard to get this done? I don't know. There's an episode in the can somewhere. Look at his face. I know, look at his face. All that fake throwing up's got him upset.

What is pushing you so hard to get this done? I don't know. There's an episode in the can somewhere. Look at his face. I know, look at his face. All that fake throwing up's got him upset.

Jeff, you stay with him.

Jeff, you stay with him.

You stay close, Huck. I'll be right behind you guys.

You stay close, Huck. I'll be right behind you guys.

How have I never heard of this?

How have I never heard of this?

You'll shoot your eye out, Ken.

You'll shoot your eye out, Ken.

No. Nothing good happens in Ashe County, North Carolina.

Yeah. Got a lot of things on our mind, Buck. It's Christmas. The kids are out of control. Got to pay for private school. And I don't know what to wear at this year's Emmys.

After I took a hot shit in the local Waffle House, I thought they'd run me out for good. Keep going on what has happened. This rogue team's drawn us in here for whatever reason it may be. I'm not sure. But the other thing is, we've got a badass Bigfoot that's still in these woods, I'll guarantee you.

The Cherokee Devil. The Cherokee Devil, Chrissy. You ain't never seen the Cherokee Devil?

He's down by the whacking post, Chrissy, or the red shed as they called it. That's because my red rocket comes out every time I get in that red shed. That's where the local gals go to make a few extra bucks. Some people have lonely fans. We have the red shed. The red shed.

Trying to draw us in for an ambush or whatever the hell they're setting up.

Ambush. Ambush. They know.

Ain't like Anheuser-Busch. This Cherokee devil's going to be on the back of our head the minute we walk in them woods. Try to get our minds right. Get focused on what we have ahead.

Let's pull over and smoke a little Mountain Dew meth before we get into the game, shall we?

Scary. Scary sound effects. That's my favorite. They just dump sound effect over sound effect.

I bet Billy was there. I'm sorry, guys. I just can't take it anymore. We've been done chasing these monsters for a long time and ain't seen shit. My wife wants me to get a real job.

I brought me an AK-47. If we decide to shoot anything, I'm going to be ready.

We're ready, boss. If that other team thinks they're going to get us in that shed and ambush us, they're going to find out why I'm far.

I won't tell you what's going to happen down there. What did he say? Did he say two states and three county fairs? Yes. Oh, funnel cakes? What's he talking about?

What's that? I want more gun-loading sound effects, please.

Listen, when you think about guys you want running after Satan, you think about huck, chuck, and fuck.

Oh, yeah. It does. I think we're a couple yards down from the QT. I used to smoke cigarettes here after high school. Oh, what? No. Okay. All right. I'll shut up, guys.

Hey, guys. See them trees right there, guys? Right here. Oh, the bow trees? Yeah.

Branches on the ground.

Come on, Jeff, get on your feet in case we have to outrun the seven and a half foot red-eyed Bigfoot with claws that'll tear into human flesh. We can do this. Quick. That Weight Watchers is paying off now, Jeff.

Well, luckily he did not. We came mere inches from certain depth.

Yeah, I'm here. Yeah, we're here. Did you just do this, Buck? You guys there? All those lights and cameras behind me? Are those you? No.

I've just seen a flicker right straight through here. Turn the lights off. Turn the lights off.

Turn the lights off. What about the camera lights? Except for the camera lights. I know.

Come on, guys. Get our shit together. We're trying to kill the Red Rocket. If we kill the Red Rocket, we'll go down in fame. But right now, all you guys want to do is bicker and complain about your light bulbs. Turn them on. Don't turn them on. Don't give a shit. Just don't look in his Red Rocket. Just don't stare at the Red Rocket. It's like a dog humping your leg.

If you don't stare at him, the Red Rocket will go away.

Is that psychological warfare? Is that the definition of psychological warfare?

What?

Please pull out your airplane bag.

Oh, shit.

I'll stay here. Yeah. What is it? You're like at a, what is it, a bachelor party in Nashville? I'll stay here. You go back and make sure we get the boys' phone numbers.

I'm really concerned about my little buddy Buck. He's having a hard time to get through this. But deep down, I know he's going to push himself because he knows this has to be done. What has to be done?

What is pushing you so hard to get this done? I don't know. There's an episode in the can somewhere. Look at his face. I know, look at his face. All that fake throwing up's got him upset.

Jeff, you stay with him.

You stay close, Huck. I'll be right behind you guys.

How have I never heard of this?

You'll shoot your eye out, Ken.