12 Days of TCB: Don't Stare At The Red Rocket

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Bryan Green 0:55
Hey, Chrissy, best to you. Best to you, Brian. Best to you out there in the podcast universe and happy holidays. Sometimes podcasts like ours will take off a lot of time during the holidays, but not us. We're gluttons for punishment. So we have the 12 days of TCB coming at you. December 13th through the 25th, brand new episodes every single day and live fresh episodes during the entire holiday season. As the great Clark Griswold once said, Holy shit, where's the Tylenol? Find it quick and join us this entire holiday season for brand new episodes of The Commercial Break.
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Bryan Green 1:54
Ah, yeah, cats and kittens, welcome back to The Commercial Break. This is the jingle to my jangle, Chris and Joy Hoadley. Best to you, Chris.
Krissy Hoadley 2:01
Best to you.
Bryan Green 2:02
best to you out there in the podcast universe merry christmas happy holidays and all that jazz we're on day number two of the 12 days of tcb reviewing our favorite content stories and events of 2024 i know you don't like the camera christina but don't kick it over I spent a long time on those wires. Welcome back. We're in the brand new studio. Christina is here with us and we're celebrating and enjoying the holiday, the very festive holiday time with you by, I don't know, by just generally being festive. We're a little less boring than we normally are. How's that? There you go.
Krissy Hoadley 2:41
I like it.
Bryan Green 2:42
And Chrissy, best to you. Best to you. Best to you out there in the podcast universe. You thank you for joining us. How are you feeling? I'm feeling This is a marathon, not a sprint. So I don't want you to get burnt out. I want to make sure you have lots of coffee. You've taken your magic mushrooms and all that good stuff.
Krissy Hoadley 2:59
Vitamins.
Bryan Green 3:00
Yes. I was just watching. I can't remember who the celebrity was. I want to say it's Pete... Not Pete Davidson, but there's another gangly-looking Pete with blonde hair. Do you know I'm talking about the comic? He had an HBO show for a while of his own. He was talking about Magic Mind. Have you heard about this drink, Magic Mind?
Krissy Hoadley 3:19
I have not, but there's a lot of different stuff out there that includes... THC, psilocybin, all kinds of different stuff.
Bryan Green 3:26
I'm not sure Magic Mind has psilocybin in it, but it is apparently some drink that a lot of people that are taking and they feel very good about themselves and the world around them when they take Magic Mind. Yes, so I snorted Crank this morning, and that has made me feel awful good, Chrissy.
Krissy Hoadley 3:42
You're pretty calm for Crank.
Bryan Green 3:44
Well, listen, it just hasn't kicked in yet. My third eight ball has not kicked in yet. Okay, got it. All right. Top 20 Christmas movies of all time, as ranked by who? I don't know. But give me three of them. Tell me three of the top 20 Christmas movies. We're going to review them real quickly. Okay. As ranked by town and country.

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