Iain Carter

Peter Millar, though, is getting ready for summer.

If you go to Peter Millar's website, you'll notice summer styles are there.

Get ready.

Actually, polos, let's talk polos.

First, summer comfort.

You've got the Merion performance jersey polo, the Dashwood performance jersey polo.

Actually, one that Eddie likes, one that I think I'm going to be trying is the solid stretch jersey, the long sleeve polo.

Because I can't lie, my forearms are starting to show certain signs of sun damage over the years, so I'm going to cover them up rather than put on...

Does it have Jordan's name stitched on it?

You've just got to try and pick that out.

Yeah, swing it like Jordan, absolutely.

Actually, what I really want to draw your attention to is the collection of shorts, because my legs need a bit of colour.

I'd like to do it in style.

The exciting news, very exciting news, there's a new style of short from Peter Millar, the Andrews flat front short.

with an eight-inch inseam, tailored fit.

It's called Andrews without an apostrophe, so I think it's the Andrews as in Andrews Air Force Base or Andrews something else or something like that.

But it's not Andrew.

It's not belonging to Andrew or named after Andrew.

Did you see the model on the website?

Even he looks miserable wearing them.