Ian Bagg

Literally just so these motherfuckers can go, OK, he's not in the picture.

We got a family.

Perfect thing.

And when he gets out, we get paid.

So that's been pretty much my entire life.

What was the question?

Fuck you, Tina.

Yeah, fuck you, Tina.

No, so I took and I decided that I was going to try and pursue comedy through welding, right?

Of course.

It took a lot.

As you do.

Well, I'm a single father, so I had to figure out how to do this and do that at the same time.

Of course.

And so I was going to do travel welding and get paid for it.

Yeah.

interesting and so anyway uh for like four or five years i wasn't accepting my disability because i thought that if you made too much money then you're off disability apparently that's not the case and they owed me money and me and my father we got the same first middle and last name and so he was like oh i'll take advantage of this situation and so i ended up in a car how you doing you've been staring at me pretty hard oh no i'm not gonna hurt anyone i swear i'm not psychotic episode you're having

I've been a single father for 11 years.

I've been on more medication than any child should ever have to take.

Let me stop you for a second.