Ian Dennis

And that's how they catch the pickpocket.

So next time I go to Madrid, I'm attaching elastic to my wallet.

You know what you need to do next time you go to Madrid?

You need to follow the notion of the other Thompson twins and hold me now.

That was one for those who were fans of pop music in the 80s.

Anyway, John hasn't listened to last week's episode, but Colin in Dublin did.

John Helm is broadcasting gold.

You have to get him back on TCV.

And Liverpool fan Tony, how fantastic to hear John Helm absolutely sharp as a tack.

Still a huge depth of knowledge of history and feel for the modern game.

What a professional.

He could do a one-man show with his history of the game and the tales he must know of.

And remember, TCV at BBC.co.uk if you wish to get in touch.

Or the WhatsApp thingy is 08000.

289369.

And Southampton fan Tim has written in actually to say...

And I've been catching up on the coverage via iPlayer and BBC Sounds.

As John often says, you can always do that through the BBC Sounds app.

It gives you that facility to rewind.

I think I might have found something to rival Ian's Rice Rice Baby.