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Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Bein' Garbage with Jordan & Ian!
Yeah, please clean this up. She's leaking. She's leaking. Holding on by a thread really got me. Get off the phone, Jordan. I know, I'm looking at my makeup.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Bein' Garbage with Jordan & Ian!
I really want to bring my cat on the road. That'd be so fun. You can't do that. That's crazy.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Bein' Garbage with Jordan & Ian!
But I got Glenn to be buds with Samson while I'm on the road. Because Samson would...
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Bein' Garbage with Jordan & Ian!
I got upset when I was gone. Who's Samson now? My other cat. My roommate. Yeah, my roommate. And so when I come home from the road now, Samson doesn't cry because he's got Glenn, but I want to take him on the road. He's crying when you come home from the road. Have you picked up on that? Because he's upset.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Bein' Garbage with Jordan & Ian!
Daddy's home. I said that last night.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Bein' Garbage with Jordan & Ian!
Pushing it is crazy. I was yelling at her. I was supporting her.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Bein' Garbage with Jordan & Ian!
But I don't want to. He's playing a didgeridoo. I don't want to leave one of them alone. The whole reason I got Glenn is to be Samson's buddy.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Bein' Garbage with Jordan & Ian!
piss in a box because they're polite. They don't piss in public on the floor.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Bein' Garbage with Jordan & Ian!
Well, I would love to take my loved ones on the road.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Bein' Garbage with Jordan & Ian!
You don't want to use a leash for the dog? Not at the airport, not at the comedy club, not anywhere.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Bein' Garbage with Jordan & Ian!
People get mad and she's like, this is your problem.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Bein' Garbage with Jordan & Ian!
I took it very seriously. I pictured you with a thing in your arm where a hawk lays. Recall! Recall!
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Bein' Garbage with Jordan & Ian!
Dude, that is like when someone kills someone and then they show up at the scene of the crime. I'm like, wow, that guy does good work. That killer must be hot.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Bein' Garbage with Jordan & Ian!
Jordan gives it, take it back, touch black, no trade back. She hands him an Uno card.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Bein' Garbage with Jordan & Ian!
There you go. That would be cool if it was animated, and then our adult animated selves were in it, too.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Bein' Garbage with Jordan & Ian!
Isn't it funny? Mine are all color and hers are black and white. That's hilarious. The only time she's ever gotten color was when I was there.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Bein' Garbage with Jordan & Ian!
Mm-hmm. We're matching tattoos. What are they? Product of New York. They're coffins that say Product of New York. It's a coffin that says Product of New York. It's a logo from a great band, New York hardcore band called Incendiary.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Bein' Garbage with Jordan & Ian!
Shout out incendiary. I just got this new one for Glenn. You already got a tattoo of him? He's my guy.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Bein' Garbage with Jordan & Ian!
Oh, your prescription's about to expire. I saw something that was like discount. I was like, zoinks.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Bein' Garbage with Jordan & Ian!
Oh, yeah. I wanted to get a coffee commitment at my home group.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Bein' Garbage with Jordan & Ian!
Boyfriend. Hold on. Hold on. Back up to coffee commitment. You want a what? In recovery meetings, there's different roles, and I want to get the coffee commitment where you show up early to make a coffee.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Bein' Garbage with Jordan & Ian!
Semolina, focaccia. Do that airplane bit.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Bein' Garbage with Jordan & Ian!
No, I know focaccia, but what's semolina? Semolina role.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Bein' Garbage with Jordan & Ian!
Oh, well, you would do it all the time, not just one time. No, no. It's like once a week. Okay. Yeah, yeah. So I'd like to do that. And I'd like to... He's up there. He flips a pad asking for dip.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Bein' Garbage with Jordan & Ian!
Okay, so you want to do that? I also would like to get back into the gym because I have had a lot of injuries this year. You got hit by a car, didn't you? Yeah. I'll look at her. She thinks I milk it. What? You do like attention. Well, yeah, but not that kind. It's true. I am injured. And I went down to Florida to get the platelet therapy.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Bein' Garbage with Jordan & Ian!
Shout out Dr. Bill Bonner. It's true.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Bein' Garbage with Jordan & Ian!
Bill who? Bill Bonner? Bill Bonner. Bill Bonner. My doctor down in Florida. If there's any of the jury members out there listening. He drew 22 vials of blood, spun it around, turned it into plasma. I got those injections. Why'd you go all the way down there? They do that here. I was going to do that for my hair. They haven't taken yet. They haven't taken.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Bein' Garbage with Jordan & Ian!
Don't do it. Let it be natural. Just go. Okay, guy. He's holding on to it.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Bein' Garbage with Jordan & Ian!
Oh, yeah. That was amazing. Put that mouth away.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Bein' Garbage with Jordan & Ian!
I think they still do. I didn't have friends to make fake languages with. Okay.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Bein' Garbage with Jordan & Ian!
I played poker in high school. We used to run poker games at parties.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Bein' Garbage with Jordan & Ian!
Graja and Tiger. I had an imaginary best friend that was a deer named Venatio. Oh, I know this. That's nice.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Bein' Garbage with Jordan & Ian!
Early 20s. Long time. I think college was a weird time. Yeah. Pandemic really got the best of me.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Bein' Garbage with Jordan & Ian!
Falafucky. Oh, Raja. Falafucky. Falafucky.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Bein' Garbage with Jordan & Ian!
I'll give you that. I had a crush on Ariel, Jasmine, and Bambi.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Bein' Garbage with Jordan & Ian!
That kind of explains a lot. I thought Bambi was a girl. I don't know. You had a crush on her?
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Bein' Garbage with Jordan & Ian!
Let me bring you up to speed real quick. Hold up a second. Bambi's a deer.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Bein' Garbage with Jordan & Ian!
Jessica Rabbit, big crush. Yes, he's all right.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Bein' Garbage with Jordan & Ian!
I'm like Roger Rabbit. He is Roger Rabbit. In what sense? Because I'm a silly cartoon and I fuck hot chicks.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Bein' Garbage with Jordan & Ian!
And there's also a private eye currently looking for him. And if you do two bits of air, can I lose my mind? Yeah.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Bein' Garbage with Jordan & Ian!
We're not getting into it, even though she brought it up.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Bein' Garbage with Jordan & Ian!
Yeah, yeah, yeah. When we fly out of Newark at the same time, they're like, make it tourist covered. They're going to shoplift everything.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Bein' Garbage with Jordan & Ian!
No, there's no loophole. Shut the fuck up. There's no loophole. It's not happening.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Bein' Garbage with Jordan & Ian!
Girl, don't get me started. No contact. Block, delete, move on. No dating for a while.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Bein' Garbage with Jordan & Ian!
We'll see what's in the cards. I'll take you out. A couple of fried pickles. Henry? I had a date with a fella a couple weeks ago. It was amazing. What's that look like? Dude, he came over and we... What? This is how I talk when I'm with men.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Bein' Garbage with Jordan & Ian!
It was amazing. We listened to Steely Dan, smoked cigarettes, played my wrestling video game.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Bein' Garbage with Jordan & Ian!
Oh, just a couple of boys. And sucked each other's dicks. It was incredible.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Bein' Garbage with Jordan & Ian!
Loser sucks the other one's dick. What do you know? My controller's not plugged in.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Bein' Garbage with Jordan & Ian!
But, yeah, maybe I'll date a fella. Maybe, you know, this is going to be, you know, 2025. I'm excited. Is this your year? This is my year. Are we looking at an Ian glow up? I'm turning 40. December 30th. Two shows. Rhode Island Providence Comedy Connection. 8 and 10.30. Tickets still available. Tickets still available.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Bein' Garbage with Jordan & Ian!
That's a drink. Why don't you guys come? What are you doing? I love guns.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Bein' Garbage with Jordan & Ian!
I used to shoot squirrels with a BB gun.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Bein' Garbage with Jordan & Ian!
Over the calamari hors d'oeuvres. We were like, oh, yeah, we were.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Bein' Garbage with Jordan & Ian!
You didn't have to grow all your own food.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Bein' Garbage with Jordan & Ian!
That's like an ozempic, isn't it? Giardia? Yeah, it sounds like a medicine. They sell you later.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Bein' Garbage with Jordan & Ian!
And then I'd start fucking thinking about it. On the one hand, you got me like, why come over and listen to Steele again? And then she's like, want to make yogurt in my sleeping bag?
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Bein' Garbage with Jordan & Ian!
Well, it was in between eating off other people's plates.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Bein' Garbage with Jordan & Ian!
You know, at the time, we were keeping chickens in our pockets. You tickle them on the neck, they make an egg, you put it in the gas station hot dog container.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Bein' Garbage with Jordan & Ian!
I got some yogurt culture. How you get it done is you get your squirrel that you carry in your shoulder to distract.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Bein' Garbage with Jordan & Ian!
Oh, I use bags of chips as blankets.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Bein' Garbage with Jordan & Ian!
And I was in the middle of grabbing them while they were taking them away. And we were like, no, keep them.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Bein' Garbage with Jordan & Ian!
I did that with Samson. I would lay on the ground and put his food on my chest so he'd associate me with the thing he needed to live.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Bein' Garbage with Jordan & Ian!
It was so gloopy. Hey, you bring the yogurt. I'll bring the sleeping bag.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Bein' Garbage with Jordan & Ian!
It's built to make it so that you fail.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Bein' Garbage with Jordan & Ian!
And the only way to get past it is to rob, cheat and steal.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Bein' Garbage with Jordan & Ian!
And then they all wore togas and Louie Louie played at the end.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Bein' Garbage with Jordan & Ian!
I had to do that in college. I had to take two semesters worth of credits in one semester because I got incompletes for an entire semester because I told everyone.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Bein' Garbage with Jordan & Ian!
while I was student teaching while I was working a job it was crazy because the last semester that I was supposed to go to class I didn't because I was drinking and I told all my professors I was in rehab and I was like shaking when I went to them because I hadn't drank that day so they were like oh god it's real and then I got it all done I electrocuted myself right before I walked in I got it all done the real way I didn't forge papers or nothing I forged
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Bein' Garbage with Jordan & Ian!
Smokehouse. Sounds like a weed shop.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Bein' Garbage with Jordan & Ian!
That's crazy. Your major was philosophy, and they were like, take chemistry.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Bein' Garbage with Jordan & Ian!
Yeah, the Warner Brothers lot. And who went? You two? Us, and we brought our son, Luke. Your son, Luke. And who picked up this bill? Me.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Bein' Garbage with Jordan & Ian!
Because they wanted to kill themselves because they were traumatized at a young age. What the fuck? And you're relating this to what? That's like the perfect epitome of the tragedy of my life. As soon as you give a little girl a puppy, you go, here, this one will live. And then he beats it and then it kills itself.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Bein' Garbage with Jordan & Ian!
Because you were like, what's the most dirtbag story?
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Bein' Garbage with Jordan & Ian!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, I needed them to feel a little bit bad for me. I forged the papers, but I had a really hard life.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Bein' Garbage with Jordan & Ian!
But why did he keep beating them if it didn't work the first five times? Why did he keep bringing them to the road? And then I was like, maybe he just liked that part.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Bein' Garbage with Jordan & Ian!
She's asking us the things she should be asking him. Why did he keep beating the dogs?
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Bein' Garbage with Jordan & Ian!
I don't know, honey. That's not really an us question. It never worked.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Bein' Garbage with Jordan & Ian!
Stop describing the dog's faces. Oh, well, no.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Bein' Garbage with Jordan & Ian!
Okay. When was the last time you were arrested?
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Bein' Garbage with Jordan & Ian!
I ate food I didn't have to make. Oh, I didn't tell you, dude. The last time I saw you, I remember I was like, I'm throwing at the first pitch.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Bein' Garbage with Jordan & Ian!
Remember the last time I was here, I was like, I'm throwing at the first pitch. The day before I threw that out, I got arrested for having that knife. And I got out of jail, and the next day I flew and threw out the first pitch. Which you ducked, by the way. Oh, yeah. Wasn't it a bad pitch? It bounced and went right to the chest of the guy. Fuck you.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Bein' Garbage with Jordan & Ian!
Well, I have a bum shoulder. I'm getting injections. I got a fucked up shoulder. I told you. I was trying. The shots didn't take. It looked good. Thank you.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Bein' Garbage with Jordan & Ian!
Why did you get a knife? Because people were getting assaulted in the city, and I'm a little guy. Who found a knife? Why'd you get a knife? Stop for a knife. Officer Forbes on the 73rd Street subway station. He just stopped you? She saw, I guess, the, like, latch in my pocket. And she was like, what's that? I was like, my knife. Oh, my God. I'm in.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Bein' Garbage with Jordan & Ian!
Oh, I didn't forget to take my meds. Fuck, I forgot to take mine today, too. Are you kidding me? I forgot. Oh, fuck.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Bein' Garbage with Jordan & Ian!
Easter eggs. God damn it. Holy space.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Bein' Garbage with Jordan & Ian!
I went full manic last night and went full Ian.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Bein' Garbage with Jordan & Ian!
Are you pulling out your Patreon card? I quit the vape.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Bein' Garbage with Jordan & Ian!
Oh, yeah. Oh, I had to get taken home because I would scream and cry at night thinking my mom was going to die, too.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Bein' Garbage with Jordan & Ian!
If he didn't want it, why would he wag his tail? The dog was going, mm-mm-mm. Okay. We've never seen a rabbit kill itself before.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Bein' Garbage with Jordan & Ian!
She fucking vapes. She does these fucking tobacco packs. I rip a cigarette and she's like, you're killing yourself.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Bein' Garbage with Jordan & Ian!
I figure you both are going to slink out of here into the sewers. You at home in TV land. Look it up.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Bein' Garbage with Jordan & Ian!
I can stay. I got nowhere to go. No, Ian. We're bombing the place for termites. Finally get my medicine. I'm going to get a hit on that.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Bein' Garbage with Jordan & Ian!
Oh, that's right. They can't do it. I forgot. I'm sorry. She can't put her jacket on. I forgot about that. It's so wet. Be an Ian with Jordan every Wednesday. Patreon.com slash BeAnIanPod. RIP Jordan Jensen every other Monday. And Bellevue Outpatient on the weekends. December 31st, Comedy Connection, Providence, Rhode Island. Providence, go see Cousin Ian. Come on out.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Bein' Garbage with Jordan & Ian!
It's going to be fun. We sold out the live podcast on December 30th, and then I'm on the road every weekend until the end of May. Fantastic. Go to punchup.live slash Ian Finance. Ian, Jesus, you're going to hurt her. Check out my special Wild, Happy, and Free on YouTube.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Bein' Garbage with Jordan & Ian!
You're fantastic. We love you both. Love you guys so much. I'm so happy we could come here together. I have Christmas shirts for you guys. Merry Christmas. These are just your merch. Uh-huh. Okay. It's left over from this last run. I think you're going to charge me $25 for it. $35 card, $25 cash. Here's triple X for the big man. And Luke, I got you triple X for YouTube. Oh, these are good quality.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Bein' Garbage with Jordan & Ian!
From Edgeman Printing. Luke, extra large. I had double X, but I sold them. But, you know, thank you, guys. And you can get these on my Instagram.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Bein' Garbage with Jordan & Ian!
Just call me. Edgeman printing. Shout out Jimmy Edgeman, Detroit. No, we got to get a picture. Can you get a picture? Let the girl go.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Bein' Garbage with Jordan & Ian!
So, you know, when I was in fourth grade... Gang, we love you.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Bein' Garbage with Jordan & Ian!
Everyone in her family is like fucking Kit from A League of Their Own.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Bein' Garbage with Jordan & Ian!
You were Marla. Still well, baby. I was not Marla.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Bein' Garbage with Jordan & Ian!
Uh-huh. She was a good asset to the team.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Bein' Garbage with Jordan & Ian!
The company card. I have the company card. Uh-huh. And I used it to buy us dinner. But Jordan also has one. No.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Bein' Garbage with Jordan & Ian!
But he always said he did. I know, because in my mind, I'm the one that took the card out. That's not true. I'm not trying to stolen valor fucking taking money, giving money. This is the most derping conversation. I had the card, so I said me. You're imagining who picked it up, yes. But we, it's the Patreon.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Bein' Garbage with Jordan & Ian!
Did you know she was going to talk about that? No, I didn't. It was in my bag. That's crazy. Look, you can see we have the knives up to each other, and Jordan is actually sticking the knife in my throat. Marla Hooge. Listen.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Bein' Garbage with Jordan & Ian!
Yeah, well, they were like, oh, she's a fan of yours. But she wasn't a fan of mine. I go, well, fuck her then. Fuck her.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Bein' Garbage with Jordan & Ian!
Yeah, she's like, I really can't do that. Yeah, because she has to charge for the pictures. She doesn't have to do anything. She could have had the goodness in her heart to do it. Man, you two are something else. What? Can I drink this? Yeah, have some.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Bein' Garbage with Jordan & Ian!
How do you do this? You just pop it in? Like this.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Bein' Garbage with Jordan & Ian!
This is going to make me puke. Oh, God.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Bein' Garbage with Jordan & Ian!
I'll tell you this. Speaking of blowing up, I blew up the Denver airport bathroom. I shit so hard it went up my back. I had to wash my clothes.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Bein' Garbage with Jordan & Ian!
You shouldn't have that many away games.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Bein' Garbage with Jordan & Ian!
What did you say? I stayed at the Ramada window. Quit bragging. Out by the airport. Dude, it's a trash hotel. I love it. The first time I ever stayed there, there was a guy on meth going to the guy at the county.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Bein' Garbage with Jordan & Ian!
There's a man in my room. Look. And it was just a video of nothing. And the guy goes, sir, if this happens every week, why do you continue to stay here?
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Bein' Garbage with Jordan & Ian!
There's a man in my room and a photo of nothing is so funny. Look at him staring at us.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Bein' Garbage with Jordan & Ian!
I'm like, there can be another man.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Bein' Garbage with Jordan & Ian!
I have to have locks on my cabinets because she comes in and eats all your honey. I thought you meant salmon.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Bein' Garbage with Jordan & Ian!
Yeah, but she doesn't ask. She just goes in and just roots through it and stuff ends up on the floor.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Bein' Garbage with Jordan & Ian!
I'm like, that's eight weeks old, Tony.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Bein' Garbage with Jordan & Ian!
When I got the new cat, Glenn, shout out Glenn, I love you. Is he a listener?
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Bein' Garbage with Jordan & Ian!
Are you on the Patreon, Glenn? Shout out Glenn. He's psychotic.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Bein' Garbage with Jordan & Ian!
Hope he's feeling better. He's got Wi-Fi. He'll check it out. He was... Stop. Don't.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Bein' Garbage with Jordan & Ian!
So she comes over. Glenn's new. He's been there for a week. I got a water bottle. Glenn just started working here. He's still training. I had a water bottle to spray him when he goes for the food, you know? Because for like two weeks, I had to eat standing in my living room.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Bein' Garbage with Jordan & Ian!
I had to fight him in the bathroom.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Bein' Garbage with Jordan & Ian!
I had to walk around holding the inside of Glenn's pocket. It was really awful.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Bein' Garbage with Jordan & Ian!
What? He goes after what food? When you're eating? The food on the counter. And then when I was eating, I couldn't eat sitting down because he would lunge at the food. He's a kitten. He was three months old. So I would have to eat standing up in my living room.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Bein' Garbage with Jordan & Ian!
It was so much better. But it was very funny because I have a water bottle. So when he was going for the food, I'd spray him. And he, this thing, reached into my thing of nuts. And Glenn goes to eat the thing of nuts from her hand. I spray Glenn. She grabs an orange out of my hand. I spray her. And they both scurried away to the same part of the room.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Bein' Garbage with Jordan & Ian!
I was praying for an upgrade. Literally, in the green room at the store. Front down with the luggage upstairs. Could everybody knock on wood that I get a Delta 1 upgrade? You were close. I was one out of like eight. Were you guys on the same flight? No, I flew out a day earlier than her. FAA rules.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Bein' Garbage with Jordan & Ian!
I want to be more put together. Nikki Glaser went on stage last night and I had to come up after her and I felt so... I was like, different woman! This is a different woman now!
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Bein' Garbage with Jordan & Ian!
Dude, she feeds the dog eggs. It eats off the floor. It farts. It smells. Oh, she farts. So does Foley.