Ian Finance
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177 appearances
1 recordings
1 series
first heard Dec 2024
last heard Dec 2024
Ian Finance’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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That is psychotic.
Hope he's feeling better. He's got Wi-Fi. He'll check it out. He was... Stop. Don't.
So she comes over. Glenn's new. He's been there for a week. I got a water bottle. Glenn just started working here. He's still training. I had a water bottle to spray him when he goes for the food, you know? Because for like two weeks, I had to eat standing in my living room.
I had to fight him in the bathroom.
I had to walk around holding the inside of Glenn's pocket. It was really awful.
What? He goes after what food? When you're eating? The food on the counter. And then when I was eating, I couldn't eat sitting down because he would lunge at the food. He's a kitten. He was three months old. So I would have to eat standing up in my living room.
It was psychotic. It was crazy.
It was so much better. But it was very funny because I have a water bottle. So when he was going for the food, I'd spray him. And he, this thing, reached into my thing of nuts. And Glenn goes to eat the thing of nuts from her hand. I spray Glenn. She grabs an orange out of my hand. I spray her. And they both scurried away to the same part of the room.
This row is not good.
It's empty. I ate it immediately.
I was praying for an upgrade. Literally, in the green room at the store. Front down with the luggage upstairs. Could everybody knock on wood that I get a Delta 1 upgrade? You were close. I was one out of like eight. Were you guys on the same flight? No, I flew out a day earlier than her. FAA rules.
I want to be more put together. Nikki Glaser went on stage last night and I had to come up after her and I felt so... I was like, different woman! This is a different woman now!
It was so hard.
Dude, she feeds the dog eggs. It eats off the floor. It farts. It smells. Oh, she farts. So does Foley.
I really want to bring my cat on the road. That'd be so fun. You can't do that. That's crazy.
But I got Glenn to be buds with Samson while I'm on the road. Because Samson would...
I got upset when I was gone. Who's Samson now? My other cat. My roommate. Yeah, my roommate. And so when I come home from the road now, Samson doesn't cry because he's got Glenn, but I want to take him on the road. He's crying when you come home from the road. Have you picked up on that? Because he's upset.
No, that he misses me.
Daddy's home. I said that last night.
But I don't want to. He's playing a didgeridoo. I don't want to leave one of them alone. The whole reason I got Glenn is to be Samson's buddy.
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