Ian Happ

I just want to buy the parsley and take a picture with it.

I was like, I don't know if they really sell it around here, Grandma.

I go, also, what would you do with it?

She's like, I would just pour it out.

I was like, you want to buy parsley rum to take a picture?

With it and then just pour it out.

She's like, yeah.

I was like, I'll see what I can do for you.

More people should do that.

More people should do that.

I was like, you can give the bottle to me.

You don't, you don't have to pour it out.

I will drink it.

Yeah, that's what everyone was thinking.

Well, that was the best part, is it went from, like, Bears were down, I think, like, 21-6, and then it's like the news broke of Bregman signing, and then the Bears come back and win, and then, like you said, Bulls and Blackhawks win.

It's like...

What a day for the city.

Did you hear Zach told me today I had to be the mayor or something?

For the whole city of Chicago, maybe Tom would know, Ubers were free on Saturday night.

However they set it up, you could Uber for free.