Ian Smith

Yep, this was perhaps going to be one of the most incoherent interviews the BBC have done since Prince Andrew on Newsnight.

We muddled on for a bit, but we were going in circles, both conversationally and in real life, because we were on a track.

This was not working out how I'd hoped.

Yeah, there was no heart-to-heart going on, mid-go-karting, and I should have known that.

And the rain only made things worse.

We stopped trying to talk after this and Stuart just started relentlessly lapping me because I was too slow and I was too scared of the slippery conditions.

When we got off the track, it was time to go home and I felt like we'd covered no ground at all.

It was very loud in there.

I couldn't really hear what you were saying.

Yeah, well, that's another reason why I was struggling to have a chat, really, if you're lapping me.

But my main question, really, is just...

How do you keep in contact with people?

When everyone's moving house, you go to all these different places.

I find it very difficult to meet up with friends and your sort of social life goes.

So a boring coffee catch up seems to be the only thing you can do.

Lesson learned, apparently.

I'll be chatting to Stuart more later on.

And I don't want you to think, by the way, that I'm not happy that I've moved house.

As much as it becomes harder to keep in touch with mates, I'm delighted to be in my own place.

It was last year when me and my girlfriend bought a flat and this was a big milestone in life.