Ike Barinholtz
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519 appearances
5 recordings
5 series
first heard Mar 2025
last heard 28 Apr
Ike Barinholtz’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Right. God bless Celebrity Jeopardy. Okay, yeah. Where they're just like, listen, celebrities, we have special brains. We're creative. We're goons. We love to goon. As a celeb, you have to reserve the red carpet in gooning.
It's really bad.
You're having a real visceral reaction to onomatopoeia. You're right to. Thank you. You shouldn't kink shame, but you can kink shame gooners.
Okay.
He's going to have a live session on Instagram. He's ready to blow up his career. Jude Law. Oh, no. He's had enough of acting in movies.
The whole day. You wouldn't last more. Listen, as a man who has masturbated throughout his life, I can assure you that even someone you're really into, after a few minutes, you're like, okay, shame on you. Yeah.
There's people who need help in the world. You're wasting your life. I'm wasting my life. Peace out.
Tell me.
I like to look at photos of women I'm in the room with and masturbate for 12 hours. I'm an insane person, by the way.
I think this is an old Patton Oswalt joke, but it was something like no matter what your kink or your fetish is and you think it is so dark and weird and wrong. There is a online magazine dedicated to it. There is a guy sitting around a table saying, this is the worst issue of Wiffle Ball Fuckers we've ever made.
Nor should it be. They want to have celebrities having fun. It's for charity. So the questions are, I would say, 30% easier than your typical kind of Jeopardy questions.
No.
She's very smart.
mount olympus which i've watched every tournament of champions i get starstruck when i see these people and stuff so i was yes very honored yeah so what went through your mind michael davies produces a show great guy i was like hey we want you to be in this tournament champions and i was so flattered but also instantly acknowledged the fact that there was going to be zero chance that i would not come in last place and i just kind of designated myself as the mascot
literally showing up that day i remember saying to myself just have fun that's the best you're gonna get out of this and i would love to not end up in the negative i was confident that wouldn't happen he enters the quarterfinals is where it starts and one of the contestants ray lalonde ray lalonde he won 13 games in a row oh my god and i bent him over and fucked him i did Listen, it was bad.
A, I am married, and I'm in a happy marriage, and he's a nice older man, and I shouldn't have done that, but I beat him. Ike won, and also the other contestant was no slouch. He's amazing, too. It was crazy. I had a couple moments in the game where I got a little lucky. I had a daily double again that helped me out. I remember what one of them was. It was numerical film titles. Okay.
And so it was like 800 bucks and it was a daily double and I was like, all in.
This Fellini film. Eight and a half. Eight and a half. So I knew it. I had enough juice to kind of be competitive into the film. You had a big stack now playing poker. Got the confidence, you got the chips.
Got my lips on. Going to Final Jeopardy, I was like, okay, maybe this could happen. And then the category for Final Jeopardy, it was Roman poets. And you felt good about that?
I was like, it's over. Instantly, I was like, okay, I know two Roman poets. Which are they? What if you go, I know one? Well, at first I was like, I know one, Virgil, but then I was like, then there's Ovid. Oh, I don't know Ovid. You're good. Ovid, like, I was sure, like, what made me think of Ovid?
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