Ike Barinholtz
speaker
519 appearances
5 recordings
5 series
first heard Mar 2025
last heard 28 Apr
Ike Barinholtz’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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A lot of chefs. A lot of chef work.
Yeah, there's those guys. But then there's the guys that are, like,
shirtless and they're like yeah kneading dough like putting their face in the dough like it's like a butt like and you're like it's like too much guys you're turning them out a little too much yeah ike i love you so much thank you for doing this i can really say without a doubt this was you know what it's a good hang oh my god it was a good hang please just come back all the time let's do it tomorrow all right let's do it tomorrow see you then fantastic
What's up, man?
I got some elevator shoes.
Very confident. Yeah, we put a couple actors in lifts for Running Point. Chet Hanks is playing an NBA player. You got to throw him in lifts, man. He had more swag when he had the lifts on. He just had sudden confidence out of nowhere. There's a saying, right? Ten feet tall and something.
You can't stop thinking about it. I went into like a moment of flow. And you were nude, which I really appreciate. I was stroking myself. Yeah, of course.
That's how the Declaration of Independence was written. It was a group of men masturbating. That Continental Congress floor of that place was like a porn theater. It was a goon fest. One big goon stash over there. A goon fest. Wait, tell us what gooning is. I just thought you meant a bunch of creeps. Oh no, gooning is very advanced jacking off. Oh, can you explain?
It's like when young men who are kind of aimless will literally jack off all day until they are in almost trance-like state. Oh my God. So it's a spiritual practice. Yeah, it's not something I do. I've tried, I just can't do it. Your refractory period's like two days, isn't it? Ah! My wife was so annoyed. She's like, it's her daughter's birthday. I'm like, hold on.
But I first heard about this, and then I became obsessed with the notion. And it's not edging. Edging is like getting to a point and then being like, ah, ah, ah, time to do some pushups. Right. Yeah. This is more like I'm going to go and then I'm just going to keep going until I'm just like, uh, yeah.
No, no, no.
Ten. Ten. After ten, you're so exhausted and disgusted with yourself.
You feel like you're just a piece of trash.
We're calling it Triple B. That was the idea? In the shower, yeah.
No.
Then you realize you're racist for thinking it might be racist in the first place.
That's a good one.
It creates moral conflict. What you don't want is someone to guess the answer. Like, what do you call the richest man in Mexico? And they're like, oh, I don't know, burrito late?
You're like, no, no, no. Let me just get the joke out.
You just got to make sure you're not telling this joke to anyone you think might be racist.
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