Ike Sreeskandarajah

To the population.

To the population.

Sometimes, in my own life, just for fun, I'll make up something and tell people. Here's one from years ago. You remember Karl Rove, the guy who helped get George W. Bush elected to be governor and then president? I told my friend Charles that this man, well into his 60s, was really only 36. He just looked old.

Sometimes, in my own life, just for fun, I'll make up something and tell people. Here's one from years ago. You remember Karl Rove, the guy who helped get George W. Bush elected to be governor and then president? I told my friend Charles that this man, well into his 60s, was really only 36. He just looked old.

I guess I like the world where things aren't quite as they appear, and the people running the show are more like children in grown-up suits. And Charles... He went with it. So hard that years later he came back and told me he'd told dozens of people before catching the lie. Which, to be honest, made me feel great and enjoy the lie even more.

I guess I like the world where things aren't quite as they appear, and the people running the show are more like children in grown-up suits. And Charles... He went with it. So hard that years later he came back and told me he'd told dozens of people before catching the lie. Which, to be honest, made me feel great and enjoy the lie even more.

That strangers I never met got to step into this funny little warped reality. But sometimes these lies of amusement don't work out so well. Like for instance, when my dad came to visit me years ago and was staying over in my small apartment, he noticed a diploma on my desk, ordaining me as a minister.

That strangers I never met got to step into this funny little warped reality. But sometimes these lies of amusement don't work out so well. Like for instance, when my dad came to visit me years ago and was staying over in my small apartment, he noticed a diploma on my desk, ordaining me as a minister.

It would have been easy to correct this misunderstanding and tell my dad the real story. that my friends had asked me to officiate their wedding, and to legally marry them, I had to get ordained in an online church. It just seemed funnier to go along with the story that I was now a minister in a Christian cult.

It would have been easy to correct this misunderstanding and tell my dad the real story. that my friends had asked me to officiate their wedding, and to legally marry them, I had to get ordained in an online church. It just seemed funnier to go along with the story that I was now a minister in a Christian cult.

While my dad met my fake conversion story with resigned disappointment and no follow-up questions, my mom just called me.

While my dad met my fake conversion story with resigned disappointment and no follow-up questions, my mom just called me.

Honestly, this all surprised me that my dad couldn't tell I was joking. Mostly because I learned this type of joke from him. What did you say? I've just been doing your joke. The joke you make all the time where you lie about something. I didn't know that.

Honestly, this all surprised me that my dad couldn't tell I was joking. Mostly because I learned this type of joke from him. What did you say? I've just been doing your joke. The joke you make all the time where you lie about something. I didn't know that.

My dad tells people he came to America by going through a tunnel under the wall. Other times, it's a boat. When I was a kid, he told me the stretch marks on his shoulders were from a fight he had with a tiger. I told everybody. But my favorite lie he told happened during a math class my dad used to teach at Madison Area Technical College.

My dad tells people he came to America by going through a tunnel under the wall. Other times, it's a boat. When I was a kid, he told me the stretch marks on his shoulders were from a fight he had with a tiger. I told everybody. But my favorite lie he told happened during a math class my dad used to teach at Madison Area Technical College.

My good friend Buskus was taking it, and I decided to go with him. Before the lesson started, my dad introduced me to the class.

My good friend Buskus was taking it, and I decided to go with him. Before the lesson started, my dad introduced me to the class.

Well, I understand why it's plausible, but why did you even tell a lie about where your son was from instead of saying, my son is here?

Well, I understand why it's plausible, but why did you even tell a lie about where your son was from instead of saying, my son is here?