Iliza Shlesinger
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495 appearances
4 recordings
3 series
first heard Nov 2024
last heard Apr 2025
Iliza Shlesinger’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Rosetta and Encino, if there was a lunch special, if there was a sushi bar, I ate there.
it's like it's like i'm i mean it's like friends minus the money it was syndicated it was cbs studios so it was picked up in all these crazy markets every once in a while i'll get some like dude in skinny jeans that's like i used to watch you when i was getting ready for my shift skinny jeans i used to watch yeah before i got a fun ruckers did you like it wasn't really that's right you ever get a backhand a compliment i i heard you're pretty funny but it's not for me man i
I stopped watching when you got married. I stopped watching. Oh, did they say that? Oh, it's okay. You can take the go with the bad. You get all kinds of weird compliments that I'm like, look, you would still love to have sex with me. We both know it, but thank you so much for buying this ticket and enjoy the impress. Enjoy the show.
I guess I can't comment on more than because I but I think it's not even about being attractive. I think you just as a woman, you just like leave the house. You're like, here I am. And then the universe is like, well, here's the list of weirdos that are going to make it tough for you. But no matter what you look like. So I don't even know if being attractive matters.
I mean, it's definitely, I've definitely talked to male comics, big male comics, lesser known ones that have, I mean, I think stalkers come in. I think mental illness knows no gender.
Yeah, because it includes everyone.
Hear, hear, let this meeting come to order.
Oh, I thought you meant hear, hear, like, aye, aye. Like, I agree with that. No, I do like it.
I say, uh, I think, uh, most male comics are, would proclaim themselves degenerate scumbags. And I think they wear it proudly and you become a comic. Cause you're like, look, we can all agree. I'm physically repulsive. Right. But if you can make a woman laugh, I mean, it's disproportionately that rumor.
Well, I was going to say what's weird just for a moment, if I could just pull back the current. Well, you said you weren't famous in high school, but like, and I don't, I watched you guys in high school and that's what's crazy for me.
And like, just shoot me, chopping broccoli, the church lady. Like, I mean, I know all of your resumes. And David, some parts of the year, you and I share a similar haircut. And we were on many lineups together. And Dana, I've never met you, but it is very weird to finally talk to people.
And I felt this way when I met you, David, where you're like, oh my God, like you were my reference for so many funny things. for all the sketches I wrote in high school. Oh.
I mean, David, I probably never got to talk to you about this because we always see each other in passing, but, like, I don't think there was any... One of the most impactful sketches was, like, the Gap Girl sketch, and Dana, like, my mom bought me Wayne's World on VHS as a surprise for a sleepover. I memorized the whole movie. Like...
you guys are massive bricks in like a comedy fortress that I've like built in my mind. And so this is, I like that.
Uh, I don't know. There's, I, it is, it's grounding and surreal at the same time. Like sometimes you look around, you're like, oh my God, like every stitch of everything in this really nice house is because I thought to make a joke about something. And then I look at all the things I don't have and I'm like, and you could be making more jokes and have nicer things if you got out of bed quicker.
I don't know your... It came relatively quickly. I think I got my position relatively quickly because I became like a solid touring headliner in 2008. And when did you start? I started when I was 21, so I was doing it... Well, I graduated... Wait. I graduated college. I started when I was... So I graduated college in like 2004, 2005. And so I did it for about three years. Okay.
Became a touring professional.
And this was... You know, it was when it was. And so I was able to sort of become a headliner and bypass a lot of sexual harassment very early on. Shocking. But I don't know. David could tell you. I mean, he sees me out. I'm out when I'm not on tour. I'm out every almost every night of the week.
Yeah, and it's something that you think would lighten up over time, but I'm about to turn 42, and if I'm not on the road, I'll knock back two or three sets a night just for the love of it. Just always out there.
I tend to, if I do record, I have trouble listening back.
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