Iliza Shlesinger
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495 appearances
4 recordings
3 series
first heard Nov 2024
last heard Apr 2025
Iliza Shlesinger’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Yeah. I'm like, who wants to hear this? This is awful. Uh, I tend to listen back if it's a brand new joke. Like my new special is out on Amazon March 11th.
A different animal. Amazon Prime. Amazon Prime.
You can get your, while you're watching me, you can shop for air filters, toilet paper, Chinese socks.
maybe sometimes because it's a new bit and then if you don't record it or you don't remember you're like oh fuck it's not working what was that setup that made me enter the joke perfectly you know it's frustrating it's frustrating what I have done and I've done this I don't rely on this but I have a pretty close relationship like if you follow me you're a pretty decent fan I will put on my own Instagram stories hey if you were at the 8 o'clock at the theater tonight what was that thing I said about pigeons oh
And people, or I'll say it on stage, I'll be like, could somebody text that to me? And someone always remembers it.
It's hard to, I mean, I recently, you know, I got all the promo cuts for my Amazon special and I have to watch myself back and I have to take like a deep cleansing breath. Gross. And it's weird. It's like, so this is something I wish on other people, but I can't watch myself. Like there's something very, very removed about all of it.
Like you have the ego to get up there, but actually digesting yourself for yourself is a weird existential kind of torture.
Yeah, I mean, the timeline to the average civilian, the timeline seems different than it is because, and you guys know this, by the time people see your hour, you've already been on the road and working because it's like a four-month time period between when you record it and when it's actually released. But even yeah.
And even prior to recording it, you had jokes that didn't make it or jokes you were taking out that you still want to work on. So you're just constantly the other night I actually got up and I seldom do this with just a list of jokes that I that I've written that I've written down that I haven't gotten to. And I just read them. And then we'll just start with those little kernels.
I want to explore the... absolute rage that I feel. I have to preface it by saying my husband is awesome. We have a lovely relationship. He wakes up at like 5 a.m. He gets our daughter ready. He makes all of us breakfast. He does everything. He's elegant. He supports women. He's the best. The absolute abject rage I feel toward him when he takes a nap. Yeah.
like he needs it for his so he won't collapse so he'll live there's just something too gentle I'm like why don't you take your nap you little gentle toddler why don't you take that little baby nap and rest your eyes like he's been up for 18 hours like he has to take a nap so he doesn't collapse I didn't see this napping on your resume I don't think we would have had a first date if I knew you napped all day and you're like he's like I get five minutes a day just relax it's a one hour nap and I'm like but what if I need to talk to you like it's
So it's less that it's more about making fun of the unjustified anger. It's never an anger, an actual anger toward him.
Yeah, I just I'm going to be like, hey, can you ask Noah a question? I'll be like, don't know, because he's in the land of nod. So I guess we'll just put our lives on hold while he naps. Meanwhile, it's one hour. Everything's fine.
No, he retreats to the bedroom and no one can go in there.
Where are you creeping off to? Map time? Yeah. I got to talk to you about a conversation I had with a female friend. Can you get back here?
sounds like he's ill like take to the water or it's very regal it's a king no it couldn't be worse it's worse take to my bed take that does sound like you're sick uh because i also remember you were in the road to wellville so i wonder if that's oh you saw that I did see that. Who was Dana? Yeah, he played like a mentally handicapped person.
I said unhoused. I said unhoused.
Yeah, I actually have been to that. It's called the Mohonk Lodge.
I mean, anything old is going to be haunted. I mean, but we used to go there. My dad used to take us there.
When we were kids. Yeah. It's so random.
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