Iliza Shlesinger
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495 appearances
4 recordings
3 series
first heard Nov 2024
last heard Apr 2025
Iliza Shlesinger’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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It's in, not Pell, Plattsburgh. Platts? It's up there by Hudson.
I was there. I was in the cast. I was on SNL.
Yeah, I didn't do a lot that year.
I will tell you, I show my daughter's just turned three. And so it's on me to show her what's funny. So I showed her a bunch of in living color. And then I was like, you need to see this sketch. It's called Matt Foley, whatever, whatever he was. And it was the one with you and Christina Applegate.
When he falls on the table. And I was trying to explain to her why that's funny when someone falls onto furniture. And that took the funny right out of it. Did she react to it? I mean, she's three. Nope. But she will. She will ask for it. In like six months, she'll be like, I want to see the furniture guy. And then you'll be like, I will pull it back up for you.
No, but we watch a lot of Michael Jackson thriller on repeat the whole video.
It's monsters coming at you and stuff. I was like, you need to know what good music is. Halloween was there. I was like, you have to know this. And now, I mean, if you're a parent, you will just live to see all of your favorite things repeated to you ad nauseum until you hate them. We listened to Thriller every morning, multiple times.
Oh, she's going as Elsa. I already asked her. It's either Elsa or Michael Jackson. It's whatever.
So my block does the Halloween for our entire area. So it's like a thousand people.
Not only that, the kids are so rude. They don't know to say trick or treat. And I, my joy in life is putting on a witch face and I heckle these kids.
I try to be, and they kind of crave it. And when a kid comes back for candy and I'm like, I recognize you. Get out of here, you little fat brat. And I turn them away. I don't call them fat. But I love to scare them because you have to say please and you have to say trick or treat. And they don't.
They can't read cursive. They're not reading ancient numbering systems. The AI is going to teach your daughter.
Oh, it moved because now it's in Addison.
The whole city's next to a freeway. It's Dallas, Texas. The whole city was built off a toll road.
Spellbinders in Houston. Anybody...
I'll tell you what I think Dallas has at least it used to have like more strip clubs per capita and then I think Portland and probably Atlanta join the chat but join the chat join the strip chat but Dallas has a lot of them kind of down there in that area in that whole area down there the manager would take all the comics down there and he'd give them free passes and they'd be like oh this is good oh wait it's good Monday Tuesday and Wednesday is that when you were playing there
I could just see like any female comic working, like being like, oh, cool. Thanks for these strip club passes. Yeah. I'm so glad. I'm so glad.
Where did you, that's amazing.
What do you mean it might be a lie? Did you go or did you not?
Is that you getting to know him? You know, in the story, it just makes the story better.
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