Iliza Shlesinger

She was she was we were in line at Ralph's. No, I we had hired a nanny because that's in my mind. I was like this. I was going to go. I'm going to spend my money on this. I'm going to have a baby nurse that lives with us. I'm not I'm a touring comic. Like I've got like three jobs. Like I'm not getting up in the night longer than I have to.

I don't care what anyone thinks about that because you would, too, if you could. And I had her all. Her name was Cheryl. I had her all set. I had done like a FaceTime with her. I'm like, great. I sent her the deposit of like a couple thousand dollars. I'm like. Four weeks before I was going to give birth, she sends me these really grainy videos of her not feeling well.

I don't care what anyone thinks about that because you would, too, if you could. And I had her all. Her name was Cheryl. I had her all set. I had done like a FaceTime with her. I'm like, great. I sent her the deposit of like a couple thousand dollars. I'm like. Four weeks before I was going to give birth, she sends me these really grainy videos of her not feeling well.

I don't care what anyone thinks about that because you would, too, if you could. And I had her all. Her name was Cheryl. I had her all set. I had done like a FaceTime with her. I'm like, great. I sent her the deposit of like a couple thousand dollars. I'm like. Four weeks before I was going to give birth, she sends me these really grainy videos of her not feeling well.

And I was like, this feels like a scam. And then she sent me one of her in a hospital. She was like, oh, I've got bronchitis or something. Was it the same picture that the Brad Pitt used? Oh, my God. That is so funny. This predates that, but that is so funny. And I was like, why is your head on? Why are you white? And she was, and so I was just like, okay, well, I'm sorry. I hope you're okay.

And I was like, this feels like a scam. And then she sent me one of her in a hospital. She was like, oh, I've got bronchitis or something. Was it the same picture that the Brad Pitt used? Oh, my God. That is so funny. This predates that, but that is so funny. And I was like, why is your head on? Why are you white? And she was, and so I was just like, okay, well, I'm sorry. I hope you're okay.

And I was like, this feels like a scam. And then she sent me one of her in a hospital. She was like, oh, I've got bronchitis or something. Was it the same picture that the Brad Pitt used? Oh, my God. That is so funny. This predates that, but that is so funny. And I was like, why is your head on? Why are you white? And she was, and so I was just like, okay, well, I'm sorry. I hope you're okay.

But like, what about that money? She was like, I'm going to send you my cousin. And I was like, I don't know your cousin. Like, I don't really know you, but like I had my heart set on you. Myrna just showed up. She sent her the money, the deposit. I came home from the hospital and there was Myrna, took my baby and she's been with us. That was it. Wow.

But like, what about that money? She was like, I'm going to send you my cousin. And I was like, I don't know your cousin. Like, I don't really know you, but like I had my heart set on you. Myrna just showed up. She sent her the money, the deposit. I came home from the hospital and there was Myrna, took my baby and she's been with us. That was it. Wow.

But like, what about that money? She was like, I'm going to send you my cousin. And I was like, I don't know your cousin. Like, I don't really know you, but like I had my heart set on you. Myrna just showed up. She sent her the money, the deposit. I came home from the hospital and there was Myrna, took my baby and she's been with us. That was it. Wow.

When you are that vulnerable, you're like, okay, here, sure. You seem trustworthy. I need to go take a shower. I'm going to wash this blood off you. And that's great. And she's great. And she lives with you still? She came back. She was the first person I called when I got pregnant with my son before my parents. And I was like, can you get back here? And so she did. And she lives with us.

When you are that vulnerable, you're like, okay, here, sure. You seem trustworthy. I need to go take a shower. I'm going to wash this blood off you. And that's great. And she's great. And she lives with you still? She came back. She was the first person I called when I got pregnant with my son before my parents. And I was like, can you get back here? And so she did. And she lives with us.

When you are that vulnerable, you're like, okay, here, sure. You seem trustworthy. I need to go take a shower. I'm going to wash this blood off you. And that's great. And she's great. And she lives with you still? She came back. She was the first person I called when I got pregnant with my son before my parents. And I was like, can you get back here? And so she did. And she lives with us.

And I hope she never leaves. But at some point, I'll have to learn how to be a mother of two.

And I hope she never leaves. But at some point, I'll have to learn how to be a mother of two.

And I hope she never leaves. But at some point, I'll have to learn how to be a mother of two.

Good on paper. It's on Netflix. You can watch it now.

Good on paper. It's on Netflix. You can watch it now.

Good on paper. It's on Netflix. You can watch it now.

He is. Bachelor alum. That was my, that was our big star pull. We got Tyler Cameron and he had a cute little scene.