Iliza Shlesinger
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495 appearances
4 recordings
3 series
first heard Nov 2024
last heard Apr 2025
Iliza Shlesinger’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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You know, I think, too, for dating apps, it's always like men kind of get a pass. They're like, this is for artists. But you guys can come on. We need men here. And so he was on there and that was it. We met.
Our first date was I we texted for a little bit. And I remember thinking like this guy's it felt he felt so comfortable. He was so funny and not like annoying funny. Like I'm fine to laugh at someone else. Like I definitely like don't need to like be the star. And he was like suggested a movie, which now that I know him, I like never want to see movies. And he's like a huge cinephile.
But I suggested this documentary that had come out before you think I'm like too cool for school. It was called Tickled. And it was about the world of competitive tickling.
And I was like, well, this is interesting. This is playing in like a theater. This is playing what's called like Lemley Sunset 5 or was the Lemley. Now it's just Sunset 5. It was like, you know, a small documentary. And I was like, this will be cool. And it turned out to be a very dark, homoerotic expose on the world of like the sexual underbelly of competitive tickling.
Not what I thought it was going to be, but like kind of hot.
Is there any other kind? Who else doesn't get turned on? And so we went and he talked throughout the whole movie. And I thought it was so cute because he seemed nervous. And then the movie ended and I was like, hey, I have to go do a set because I had planned it. And like in case he was a dud, I'd be like, well, I've got a set. But I liked him and I was like, I've got a set.
And it's at my friend's bar. And if this works out, you're going to have to see the act at some point. So he came. I did my set and I knew he was a good one because my friend gave him a drink ticket. And I was like, you can go get a drink because I don't drink before I go on stage. And he goes, no, I'll wait for you. And he didn't have his drink until I got done.
Well, then I don't, why are we talking about this? You better be a professional chef.
Like you like your grilled cheese cut up into squares?
Like, what do you mean?
Really? Yeah. Oh, my God. Johnny T. Mercer Theater.
That is a real accent.
Tell me you just cook for yourself and she cooks for the family. Like, tell me he's like, daddy's going to be in the kitchen alone.
Do you grill?
I'm going to get you a copy. My husband's writing a grill cookbook that comes out next year.
Okay. What kind of smoke are you working with?
Gas?
Gas is good. Okay.
They love a cheese quesadilla. I don't like cooking and it's not like a feminist thing. It just like doesn't, to put it in the internet, like doesn't spark joy. Like my husband had to make, he went out of town today and he cooked like six chicken breasts last night. And he was like, if I don't cook these, she won't eat. Cause I'm just like, I'll just eat a cold chicken breast.
Like someone bulking up for the high school wrestling team, like just out of the fridge and some baby carrots. Wow. It just doesn't, the idea is, Like, I only recently was like, I will make eggs. And I will not burn them.
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