Iliza Shlesinger
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495 appearances
4 recordings
3 series
first heard Nov 2024
last heard Apr 2025
Iliza Shlesinger’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Where do you guys get Thai from?
You ever go to Anna Jack?
Definitely voted best restaurant in LA. It's like a night market, which I know they're probably like, hey, it's not like each other. But it's like cool guy, like natural wines. The food is outstanding. You got to go. Go on a date night. Do not bring your child.
Do not bring that baby. Nobody wants to see that baby.
No one wants to hear that baby crying. Nobody wants to see that baby. You got to go. They do like a Thai taco Tuesday. And then all the food is just go in another couple and be prepared to like
whip yourself into a whirling dervish of like natural wines and spicy food it's so fun do you enjoy going in public with your children i do yeah i do i mean look the little one is so little and so it's like i guess you're just like in a thing but i love taking my daughter and we you know we don't we let her sit at the table and she kind of just joins us in the conversation she's not an ipad baby no um and she just sits there and she eats a lot of sour cream but we like to
I'm just so proud of her, and it's like being out with her, and I'm just enjoying it, and she won't be little forever. What's her name? Then you hit a wall. Sierra. It's a great one. The most beautiful name in the world.
Did you already know that? By the way, it's great for an hour, and then it's like, okay, you know what? You're tired. We're going to go.
If we don't take her in public, they get tired and you're like, you're being bad. It's like, oh, no, you're tired. I took her on the road this weekend. And so I did tell her I was like, you've got to carry your own boarding pass. You've got to carry your little suitcase. So she's like walking with it through the airport. It's adorable.
No spatial awareness, just like running into crotches like left and right. But we got on the escalator. So that's me with my backpack, her car seat on my back, my bag. Also her bag. And I'm like, OK, we're going to jump. And it's like your whole core. And I get her on the escalator and then she just starts to drift up. And I was like, fuck, I have to be with you.
And so it was just me leaping over steps to get her. And it was very sweet because other moms are like, I got her if you need it. I've got her. People leap into action when they see you like deeply struggling. And it was fine. You want to you want to conquer it.
How do you lose a big candle? Yeah.
It's not because really good perfume like has to be that is thousands and thousands of flowers crushed down to make like half an ounce of fragrance. If it's nice versus like garbage, that's like half water. But yeah, like when you get like the essence of something, when you get really nice perfume like this is pounds and pounds.
of flowers and essences and things that have like that is that are crafted the candle. I mean, maybe if it's beeswax, you got to harvest the wax or if it's soy, I don't know. But like some of these candles are just $800 for a big thing. Like, what are we doing here? Who's going to disrupt this industry?
Listen to me. You don't want a $10 candle. We're past that. Now we know. We talked about this, I think, before. You don't want a cheap candle.
You say soy only? I think it's supposed to be soy only. There's like a clean burn way to do it. And there's a way that they're supposed to burn. Like there's a whole art to it.
I didn't get that part. Because it feels hot. But if you blow it, then there's smoke. But if you dip it, no smoke.
It's called mushrooming. You don't want it to mushroom.
I have them on tour, but it's not a candle company. But yeah, I just happen to know that. Wow. Because it is ugly.
This is why you watch your comedy specials.
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