Menu
Sign In Search Podcasts Charts People & Topics Add Podcast API Pricing

Ilona Maher

👤 Person
371 total appearances

Appearances Over Time

Podcast Appearances

House of Maher
Our Teen Years, Ilona’s Rugby Journey & Sex Ed Lessons From Mom

Because it was silence in the car. She was like, did you know? And I was like, I'm in my swimsuit ready to go. I'm just trying to swim some laps for you. Can we talk about this another time? You said we could go to the dining hall at the cool college afterwards. You can make your own creamy soft serve. Creamy. We're from Vermont. It's called a creamy. It's not soft serve.

House of Maher
Our Teen Years, Ilona’s Rugby Journey & Sex Ed Lessons From Mom

Because it was silence in the car. She was like, did you know? And I was like, I'm in my swimsuit ready to go. I'm just trying to swim some laps for you. Can we talk about this another time? You said we could go to the dining hall at the cool college afterwards. You can make your own creamy soft serve. Creamy. We're from Vermont. It's called a creamy. It's not soft serve.

House of Maher
Our Teen Years, Ilona’s Rugby Journey & Sex Ed Lessons From Mom

We, I don't remember if we got any analogies, but we loved those American Girl books. The Care and Keeping of You. The Care and Keeping of You. They've changed them. I actually loved reading those.

House of Maher
Our Teen Years, Ilona’s Rugby Journey & Sex Ed Lessons From Mom

We, I don't remember if we got any analogies, but we loved those American Girl books. The Care and Keeping of You. The Care and Keeping of You. They've changed them. I actually loved reading those.

House of Maher
Our Teen Years, Ilona’s Rugby Journey & Sex Ed Lessons From Mom

I'd sit there and just read. We shared the same one. Went down through hands. It's still in my room to this day. My daughter is getting that book. Because they've changed it. I think they took out... Like, the tampon insertion. I was just thinking about that part. But I can't, like, how many girls did that book help? Like, I can only imagine. You know what I mean?

House of Maher
Our Teen Years, Ilona’s Rugby Journey & Sex Ed Lessons From Mom

I'd sit there and just read. We shared the same one. Went down through hands. It's still in my room to this day. My daughter is getting that book. Because they've changed it. I think they took out... Like, the tampon insertion. I was just thinking about that part. But I can't, like, how many girls did that book help? Like, I can only imagine. You know what I mean?

House of Maher
Our Teen Years, Ilona’s Rugby Journey & Sex Ed Lessons From Mom

Who didn't have a mom that was, like, as helpful as ours or, you know, as informational. Like, that must be so, like, how to check your, like, breasts for cancer, for things that I, like, stuck with me to this day that I'm like, oh, yeah, I should check my breasts because the Care and Keeping of You American Girl doll book told me, the illustrated guide, taught me how to do it.

House of Maher
Our Teen Years, Ilona’s Rugby Journey & Sex Ed Lessons From Mom

Who didn't have a mom that was, like, as helpful as ours or, you know, as informational. Like, that must be so, like, how to check your, like, breasts for cancer, for things that I, like, stuck with me to this day that I'm like, oh, yeah, I should check my breasts because the Care and Keeping of You American Girl doll book told me, the illustrated guide, taught me how to do it.

House of Maher
Our Teen Years, Ilona’s Rugby Journey & Sex Ed Lessons From Mom

I do remember looking at the... Maybe I manifested my rack because there was... Like images in it. We gotta pull this book. We need the care and keeping of you available right here. Where it was the bra fitting, but it was also like that breasts come in all shapes and sizes. And like, it was like different girls looking in the mirror. And I've never been like, I want that one.

House of Maher
Our Teen Years, Ilona’s Rugby Journey & Sex Ed Lessons From Mom

I do remember looking at the... Maybe I manifested my rack because there was... Like images in it. We gotta pull this book. We need the care and keeping of you available right here. Where it was the bra fitting, but it was also like that breasts come in all shapes and sizes. And like, it was like different girls looking in the mirror. And I've never been like, I want that one.

House of Maher
Our Teen Years, Ilona’s Rugby Journey & Sex Ed Lessons From Mom

As if it was a toy catalog before Christmas. You didn't do it as hard as I did.

House of Maher
Our Teen Years, Ilona’s Rugby Journey & Sex Ed Lessons From Mom

As if it was a toy catalog before Christmas. You didn't do it as hard as I did.

House of Maher
Our Teen Years, Ilona’s Rugby Journey & Sex Ed Lessons From Mom

Stars, gold stars. This would be great. But we've always been open about talking about that, talking about our love lives with each other and how that all works, even with our mom. I think she's gotten to a place where she always wanted to be a place for us to share things like that without judgment so that we would come to her.

House of Maher
Our Teen Years, Ilona’s Rugby Journey & Sex Ed Lessons From Mom

Stars, gold stars. This would be great. But we've always been open about talking about that, talking about our love lives with each other and how that all works, even with our mom. I think she's gotten to a place where she always wanted to be a place for us to share things like that without judgment so that we would come to her.

House of Maher
Our Teen Years, Ilona’s Rugby Journey & Sex Ed Lessons From Mom

So I think even in those talks with us, she made it so that it was like, this is something you're going to do. It's okay to do. By doing that, we were more open to sharing with her, knowing she's not going to judge us. Like, that was really important for us. And even to this day, I mean, I call her up. She probably regrets that now. She probably regrets that. I call her up.

House of Maher
Our Teen Years, Ilona’s Rugby Journey & Sex Ed Lessons From Mom

So I think even in those talks with us, she made it so that it was like, this is something you're going to do. It's okay to do. By doing that, we were more open to sharing with her, knowing she's not going to judge us. Like, that was really important for us. And even to this day, I mean, I call her up. She probably regrets that now. She probably regrets that. I call her up.

House of Maher
Our Teen Years, Ilona’s Rugby Journey & Sex Ed Lessons From Mom

I'm like, Mom, you're never going to believe this. You're never going to believe what happened. She's probably like. I tell the story. I called Mom the day after I lost my virginity.

House of Maher
Our Teen Years, Ilona’s Rugby Journey & Sex Ed Lessons From Mom

I'm like, Mom, you're never going to believe this. You're never going to believe what happened. She's probably like. I tell the story. I called Mom the day after I lost my virginity.

House of Maher
Our Teen Years, Ilona’s Rugby Journey & Sex Ed Lessons From Mom

heterosexual debut sorry my sexual you didn't lose anything i first off wrong you up with the girls oh yeah i told you the story i was in a parking lot and then i remember it vividly and then mom was at we had family over i was like mom i gotta talk to you she's like all right i'll go upstairs she goes upstairs to the bathroom and i'm like mom i lost my virginity and she was like okay oh Wow!

House of Maher
Our Teen Years, Ilona’s Rugby Journey & Sex Ed Lessons From Mom

heterosexual debut sorry my sexual you didn't lose anything i first off wrong you up with the girls oh yeah i told you the story i was in a parking lot and then i remember it vividly and then mom was at we had family over i was like mom i gotta talk to you she's like all right i'll go upstairs she goes upstairs to the bathroom and i'm like mom i lost my virginity and she was like okay oh Wow!