Ilona Maher

But the better one, in my opinion. Oh, and then you make another pie. Yeah, then you make another pie. Each month you're making a pie. Oh. And the pie is your uterine lining. Wow. Shedding. And did you understand it? Or were you like every month like, God, womanhood is exhausting. I have to make a pie every month. To be a woman is to perform. To make pie. Do I have to be a good baker?

But the better one, in my opinion. Oh, and then you make another pie. Yeah, then you make another pie. Each month you're making a pie. Oh. And the pie is your uterine lining. Wow. Shedding. And did you understand it? Or were you like every month like, God, womanhood is exhausting. I have to make a pie every month. To be a woman is to perform. To make pie. Do I have to be a good baker?

What feeling are we talking about, mom? Why does it have to be apple? What is this? Should it be cherry?

What feeling are we talking about, mom? Why does it have to be apple? What is this? Should it be cherry?

Something red? I don't know. But my favorite was her hotel room. Because obviously our Oma and Opa had a motel growing up. So she worked and she would help make rooms and stuff. And so she told me a period is like... I don't know why I needed two analogies. A period is like a motel room. You know, you're expecting visitors. And so you are changing the sheets. You are fluffing the pillows.

Something red? I don't know. But my favorite was her hotel room. Because obviously our Oma and Opa had a motel growing up. So she worked and she would help make rooms and stuff. And so she told me a period is like... I don't know why I needed two analogies. A period is like a motel room. You know, you're expecting visitors. And so you are changing the sheets. You are fluffing the pillows.

You are getting... room ready but the uh the visitor doesn't come so well um oh but the sheets are now old they need to be refreshed this is a nice motel uh oh right so you have to take away all the sheets and you have to wash them and get them out of the room which is the period happening wow My hotel is like one of those cool new, you know, hotels that are like made to look old.

You are getting... room ready but the uh the visitor doesn't come so well um oh but the sheets are now old they need to be refreshed this is a nice motel uh oh right so you have to take away all the sheets and you have to wash them and get them out of the room which is the period happening wow My hotel is like one of those cool new, you know, hotels that are like made to look old.

They're talking about like artsy. Actually, there's like a design. What are those called? Boutique hotels. Boutique. My hotel is like a boutique hotel. Right. Your uterus is a boutique hotel. Anything else you want to add about that? Are we having visitors? No, I keep it ready for visitors for sure. Keep it ready for visitors for sure. You're changing the sheets. Yeah, I'm changing the sheets.

They're talking about like artsy. Actually, there's like a design. What are those called? Boutique hotels. Boutique. My hotel is like a boutique hotel. Right. Your uterus is a boutique hotel. Anything else you want to add about that? Are we having visitors? No, I keep it ready for visitors for sure. Keep it ready for visitors for sure. You're changing the sheets. Yeah, I'm changing the sheets.

Wow. Yeah, fluffing the pillows. Fluffing the pillows on there. Right, right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like, yeah, it's like luxury. It's a luxury one, yeah. It's a luxury experience, absolutely. Yours, a rundown seedy motel. That's, that's... A Motel 6?

Wow. Yeah, fluffing the pillows. Fluffing the pillows on there. Right, right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like, yeah, it's like luxury. It's a luxury one, yeah. It's a luxury experience, absolutely. Yours, a rundown seedy motel. That's, that's... A Motel 6?

She's prepping a Motel 6. I'm prepping a Motel 6. It's smoking a cigarette. What? There's water stains. Black mold on the tiles. Just to be clear, Olivia is perfect. Just to be clear. Well, somebody watches this. Hey, I saw you describing your Vagina. I'm so excited about this date, but... Could you let me know if anything's happening? Is there, like, a Google Maps link I can see?

She's prepping a Motel 6. I'm prepping a Motel 6. It's smoking a cigarette. What? There's water stains. Black mold on the tiles. Just to be clear, Olivia is perfect. Just to be clear. Well, somebody watches this. Hey, I saw you describing your Vagina. I'm so excited about this date, but... Could you let me know if anything's happening? Is there, like, a Google Maps link I can see?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, where this Motel 6 is. I don't know. No. It's actually...

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, where this Motel 6 is. I don't know. No. It's actually...

beautiful what the hell no yours is good it's fine so funny there's good analogies though she's like i'm proud of that we get that was a period analogy yeah any like water your garden to bloom no i think she knew that that needed to be really clear oh don't mess around of like i do remember the first time again this was the same car right to swim practice

beautiful what the hell no yours is good it's fine so funny there's good analogies though she's like i'm proud of that we get that was a period analogy yeah any like water your garden to bloom no i think she knew that that needed to be really clear oh don't mess around of like i do remember the first time again this was the same car right to swim practice

and she was busy and she was telling me she was like so you know a penis can actually fit into a vagina and i remember at that age i was like and like why would it do that i was like cool fun fact why i didn't understand what she was saying i was like Just a unique coincidence? Like, what's going on? Why are you telling me this? Did she open the conversation with that? I think maybe.

and she was busy and she was telling me she was like so you know a penis can actually fit into a vagina and i remember at that age i was like and like why would it do that i was like cool fun fact why i didn't understand what she was saying i was like Just a unique coincidence? Like, what's going on? Why are you telling me this? Did she open the conversation with that? I think maybe.