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Ilona Maher

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371 total appearances

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House of Maher
Our Teen Years, Ilona’s Rugby Journey & Sex Ed Lessons From Mom

Oh, you remember that with the big mermaid sign? With the cutout? Like the cutout one?

House of Maher
Our Teen Years, Ilona’s Rugby Journey & Sex Ed Lessons From Mom

Oh, you remember that with the big mermaid sign? With the cutout? Like the cutout one?

House of Maher
Our Teen Years, Ilona’s Rugby Journey & Sex Ed Lessons From Mom

That just, like, brought something out of me. My most favorite, though, is, fun thing about me, I love a grocery store. You know that. I love roaming the halls of a grocery store. Especially in a foreign country. Especially in a foreign country. I love an expensive grocery store so I can, you know, judge the prices and whatnot, see how fresh it is. A general store. A general store.

House of Maher
Our Teen Years, Ilona’s Rugby Journey & Sex Ed Lessons From Mom

That just, like, brought something out of me. My most favorite, though, is, fun thing about me, I love a grocery store. You know that. I love roaming the halls of a grocery store. Especially in a foreign country. Especially in a foreign country. I love an expensive grocery store so I can, you know, judge the prices and whatnot, see how fresh it is. A general store. A general store.

House of Maher
Our Teen Years, Ilona’s Rugby Journey & Sex Ed Lessons From Mom

I don't even eat tin fish, but I got to look at the tin fish. The beautiful packaging. This cheese was made right down the road from the Cal Bessie. All the hens are named. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Anywho, okay, so my birthday party, our local shopping market in Vermont was called the Hannaford's. Shout out, New England. Shout out, Hannaford's, New England. New England. Comfort place.

House of Maher
Our Teen Years, Ilona’s Rugby Journey & Sex Ed Lessons From Mom

I don't even eat tin fish, but I got to look at the tin fish. The beautiful packaging. This cheese was made right down the road from the Cal Bessie. All the hens are named. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Anywho, okay, so my birthday party, our local shopping market in Vermont was called the Hannaford's. Shout out, New England. Shout out, Hannaford's, New England. New England. Comfort place.

House of Maher
Our Teen Years, Ilona’s Rugby Journey & Sex Ed Lessons From Mom

My mom went, I don't know why she thought of this idea. I had a birthday party at the supermarket. Me and a bunch of my little friends went to the deli counter. We went into the bakery. I think I was employee of the month. I think I got assigned being employee of the month. You wore little name tags.

House of Maher
Our Teen Years, Ilona’s Rugby Journey & Sex Ed Lessons From Mom

My mom went, I don't know why she thought of this idea. I had a birthday party at the supermarket. Me and a bunch of my little friends went to the deli counter. We went into the bakery. I think I was employee of the month. I think I got assigned being employee of the month. You wore little name tags.

House of Maher
Our Teen Years, Ilona’s Rugby Journey & Sex Ed Lessons From Mom

We were walking through Hannaford's. Yeah, I remember that. I mean, that was awesome. You saw the freezer. I wonder what happened when she was like, hey, I got a great idea for my kid's birthday party. Who'd she know at Hannaford's to make it happen? Who did she have to talk to? I've been... She probably knows some people.

House of Maher
Our Teen Years, Ilona’s Rugby Journey & Sex Ed Lessons From Mom

We were walking through Hannaford's. Yeah, I remember that. I mean, that was awesome. You saw the freezer. I wonder what happened when she was like, hey, I got a great idea for my kid's birthday party. Who'd she know at Hannaford's to make it happen? Who did she have to talk to? I've been... She probably knows some people.

House of Maher
Our Teen Years, Ilona’s Rugby Journey & Sex Ed Lessons From Mom

She be talking to the butchers. Yeah, she do. And let people slice in the ham. She loves to chat them up. She does. And who thinks of that? But she knew that you loved a grocery store. So she was like, let's make that happen. Even as a young kid, what a weirdo. Yeah. I just love to grow. I don't even have money. No, yeah. What was I buying there? Right, right, right. You just liked it.

House of Maher
Our Teen Years, Ilona’s Rugby Journey & Sex Ed Lessons From Mom

She be talking to the butchers. Yeah, she do. And let people slice in the ham. She loves to chat them up. She does. And who thinks of that? But she knew that you loved a grocery store. So she was like, let's make that happen. Even as a young kid, what a weirdo. Yeah. I just love to grow. I don't even have money. No, yeah. What was I buying there? Right, right, right. You just liked it.

House of Maher
Our Teen Years, Ilona’s Rugby Journey & Sex Ed Lessons From Mom

You're there for the free cookies. But dad does too. Dad loves just to wander around a grocery store. He'll just like go. And I think also me to this day, I don't buy lots of things at once to like stock up. I'm very fortunate to live close to some grocery stores that I just like, oh, I feel like this today. So I'll go gather those little supplies.

House of Maher
Our Teen Years, Ilona’s Rugby Journey & Sex Ed Lessons From Mom

You're there for the free cookies. But dad does too. Dad loves just to wander around a grocery store. He'll just like go. And I think also me to this day, I don't buy lots of things at once to like stock up. I'm very fortunate to live close to some grocery stores that I just like, oh, I feel like this today. So I'll go gather those little supplies.

House of Maher
Our Teen Years, Ilona’s Rugby Journey & Sex Ed Lessons From Mom

So I'm always just like gathering little by little. And that's what dad does as well. He goes and like buys a loaf of bread. He's like, oh, I'll go back to the store. We love that. Being an adult is just when is the next time you're going to go to the grocery store.

House of Maher
Our Teen Years, Ilona’s Rugby Journey & Sex Ed Lessons From Mom

So I'm always just like gathering little by little. And that's what dad does as well. He goes and like buys a loaf of bread. He's like, oh, I'll go back to the store. We love that. Being an adult is just when is the next time you're going to go to the grocery store.

House of Maher
Our Teen Years, Ilona’s Rugby Journey & Sex Ed Lessons From Mom

That's just planning. Planning when you're going to head to the grocery store again. I go probably three times a day. And you, you got to put a backpack on to get to New York City. There's a hill when you come up to my apartment. And by the end of it, my shoulders are aching. But I still go. I've got friends who get groceries delivered. And I don't want to do that. I want to see what's there.

House of Maher
Our Teen Years, Ilona’s Rugby Journey & Sex Ed Lessons From Mom

That's just planning. Planning when you're going to head to the grocery store again. I go probably three times a day. And you, you got to put a backpack on to get to New York City. There's a hill when you come up to my apartment. And by the end of it, my shoulders are aching. But I still go. I've got friends who get groceries delivered. And I don't want to do that. I want to see what's there.

House of Maher
Our Teen Years, Ilona’s Rugby Journey & Sex Ed Lessons From Mom

No thrill. No thrill. At all. Let me walk the halls.

House of Maher
Our Teen Years, Ilona’s Rugby Journey & Sex Ed Lessons From Mom

No thrill. No thrill. At all. Let me walk the halls.