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Ilona Maher

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371 total appearances

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House of Maher
Our Teen Years, Ilona’s Rugby Journey & Sex Ed Lessons From Mom

Do I spend way too much money by doing that? Yes. If it's on sale and it's a little something I've never tried before, I'm getting it. I'm getting it. I'm spending $40 on just weird stuff. Let's explain our mom a little bit. She is... The best cook in the world. Oh my God. I'll put money on it. Yeah. I say that's how we got to be the size we are. That and pints of milk at dinner.

House of Maher
Our Teen Years, Ilona’s Rugby Journey & Sex Ed Lessons From Mom

Do I spend way too much money by doing that? Yes. If it's on sale and it's a little something I've never tried before, I'm getting it. I'm getting it. I'm spending $40 on just weird stuff. Let's explain our mom a little bit. She is... The best cook in the world. Oh my God. I'll put money on it. Yeah. I say that's how we got to be the size we are. That and pints of milk at dinner.

House of Maher
Our Teen Years, Ilona’s Rugby Journey & Sex Ed Lessons From Mom

Every night, like two glasses of milk.

House of Maher
Our Teen Years, Ilona’s Rugby Journey & Sex Ed Lessons From Mom

Every night, like two glasses of milk.

House of Maher
Our Teen Years, Ilona’s Rugby Journey & Sex Ed Lessons From Mom

Chug, chug, chug. Everyone's like, ew, milk. I'm like, okay, well, I'm from Vermont. What do you want me to drink? She got two gallons of time. Yep. That is water.

House of Maher
Our Teen Years, Ilona’s Rugby Journey & Sex Ed Lessons From Mom

Chug, chug, chug. Everyone's like, ew, milk. I'm like, okay, well, I'm from Vermont. What do you want me to drink? She got two gallons of time. Yep. That is water.

House of Maher
Our Teen Years, Ilona’s Rugby Journey & Sex Ed Lessons From Mom

amazing cook she can like you can say hey mom i want like a chicken curry with a little bit of this and that and she like just can create it she'll literally commune with the universe and be like got it and then she makes the most amazing stuff from scratch too like she's not buying anything she's like putting the ingredients together like if it starts with flour it's starting with flour she doesn't grow it herself

House of Maher
Our Teen Years, Ilona’s Rugby Journey & Sex Ed Lessons From Mom

amazing cook she can like you can say hey mom i want like a chicken curry with a little bit of this and that and she like just can create it she'll literally commune with the universe and be like got it and then she makes the most amazing stuff from scratch too like she's not buying anything she's like putting the ingredients together like if it starts with flour it's starting with flour she doesn't grow it herself

House of Maher
Our Teen Years, Ilona’s Rugby Journey & Sex Ed Lessons From Mom

she's a homemaker. She loves bringing people in, cooking for people. Olivia's really gotten that now. She loves to cook for people, loves to make people feel comfortable. And my mom cooks with butter, milk. Or whenever you come back for like in between training and you're wanting to get greens and she's like, Well, I'll make you Brussels sprouts. And I watch her make it.

House of Maher
Our Teen Years, Ilona’s Rugby Journey & Sex Ed Lessons From Mom

she's a homemaker. She loves bringing people in, cooking for people. Olivia's really gotten that now. She loves to cook for people, loves to make people feel comfortable. And my mom cooks with butter, milk. Or whenever you come back for like in between training and you're wanting to get greens and she's like, Well, I'll make you Brussels sprouts. And I watch her make it.

House of Maher
Our Teen Years, Ilona’s Rugby Journey & Sex Ed Lessons From Mom

I'm like, there's a lot of butter in that. I don't know if that's what Alona meant when she wanted the greens. No, she cooks with love and full fat. It's absolutely amazing. She is our biggest supporter. Whenever people ask her a question about me, they're like, tell us a little bit about Alona. She's like, you know what? I actually have three daughters. And all of them are so amazing.

House of Maher
Our Teen Years, Ilona’s Rugby Journey & Sex Ed Lessons From Mom

I'm like, there's a lot of butter in that. I don't know if that's what Alona meant when she wanted the greens. No, she cooks with love and full fat. It's absolutely amazing. She is our biggest supporter. Whenever people ask her a question about me, they're like, tell us a little bit about Alona. She's like, you know what? I actually have three daughters. And all of them are so amazing.

House of Maher
Our Teen Years, Ilona’s Rugby Journey & Sex Ed Lessons From Mom

She just won bronze. Like, what? Tell us about Alona. She's like, well, she is great. But Adriana, she has a windowless room in New York City that she is so proud of. And Olivia, she's on the internet, right? Like, she's so... And then she'll get to you. She's like, she needs the world to know there's three. She has three amazing babies. To the point where you've had to be, like...

House of Maher
Our Teen Years, Ilona’s Rugby Journey & Sex Ed Lessons From Mom

She just won bronze. Like, what? Tell us about Alona. She's like, well, she is great. But Adriana, she has a windowless room in New York City that she is so proud of. And Olivia, she's on the internet, right? Like, she's so... And then she'll get to you. She's like, she needs the world to know there's three. She has three amazing babies. To the point where you've had to be, like...

House of Maher
Our Teen Years, Ilona’s Rugby Journey & Sex Ed Lessons From Mom

We've had to step in. You can talk about Alona. It's fine. Please. We're like, mom, don't mention us. Please. It's about Alona. Like, if she's winning, we're all winning. So talk about Alona, please. Unless we're at a rugby tournament and, like, we're at a restaurant about to go in. And she's season opening with the waiter. And she's like, we're actually here for, yeah, the rugby. My daughter.

House of Maher
Our Teen Years, Ilona’s Rugby Journey & Sex Ed Lessons From Mom

We've had to step in. You can talk about Alona. It's fine. Please. We're like, mom, don't mention us. Please. It's about Alona. Like, if she's winning, we're all winning. So talk about Alona, please. Unless we're at a rugby tournament and, like, we're at a restaurant about to go in. And she's season opening with the waiter. And she's like, we're actually here for, yeah, the rugby. My daughter.

House of Maher
Our Teen Years, Ilona’s Rugby Journey & Sex Ed Lessons From Mom

You can find her online. And then she gives him a sticker. I'm like, mom, that guy doesn't know who I am.

House of Maher
Our Teen Years, Ilona’s Rugby Journey & Sex Ed Lessons From Mom

You can find her online. And then she gives him a sticker. I'm like, mom, that guy doesn't know who I am.

House of Maher
Our Teen Years, Ilona’s Rugby Journey & Sex Ed Lessons From Mom

She has my stickers. She'll give them out to anybody who recognizes me. So I'm there taking a picture and then I walk away. It turns out she's back behind me like... I have to order them like special for her. I mean, my favorite fact about our mom, though, is we grew up. Nobody believes us. Quite socially awkward, except for her. She was quite cool.

House of Maher
Our Teen Years, Ilona’s Rugby Journey & Sex Ed Lessons From Mom

She has my stickers. She'll give them out to anybody who recognizes me. So I'm there taking a picture and then I walk away. It turns out she's back behind me like... I have to order them like special for her. I mean, my favorite fact about our mom, though, is we grew up. Nobody believes us. Quite socially awkward, except for her. She was quite cool.