Ilona Maher

But she was, there were like, because it was a Catholic school, there was restrictions on what she could talk about. But she did a good job with it anyway. There was a bit of a shock and awe factor about it, absolutely. Didn't a girl faint in your class? Well, a couple girls fainted. No, sorry. Just one girl fainted. Still friends with her to this day.

But she was, there were like, because it was a Catholic school, there was restrictions on what she could talk about. But she did a good job with it anyway. There was a bit of a shock and awe factor about it, absolutely. Didn't a girl faint in your class? Well, a couple girls fainted. No, sorry. Just one girl fainted. Still friends with her to this day.

And then my mom would walk in and just yell, penis. Yeah.

And then my mom would walk in and just yell, penis. Yeah.

These Catholic school kids, like, what is she about to talk about?

These Catholic school kids, like, what is she about to talk about?

And I thought she was cool. I feel like I don't remember ever being embarrassed by her doing that. No. I was like, that's my mama. I remember feeling that I should, but that I didn't.

And I thought she was cool. I feel like I don't remember ever being embarrassed by her doing that. No. I was like, that's my mama. I remember feeling that I should, but that I didn't.

And she'd already given us, like, the sex talk outside. And I remember, like, because she could only say certain things in this because it was, you know, abstinence. Like, that's what the teaching was. Whereas I'm like, that's not the tune you were singing. Like, you're singing safe sex and birth control. And I don't think you're ready now.

And she'd already given us, like, the sex talk outside. And I remember, like, because she could only say certain things in this because it was, you know, abstinence. Like, that's what the teaching was. Whereas I'm like, that's not the tune you were singing. Like, you're singing safe sex and birth control. And I don't think you're ready now.

But when you are, like, come to me and let's do it the right way. Yeah. And I think because of that, I never felt that pressure to be like, when we did get to high school and it seemed like, everyone was having sex. Like, I was a virgin. We were, you know what I mean? Like, we didn't do that for a while. But because I had my mom who, instead of going, don't do it.

But when you are, like, come to me and let's do it the right way. Yeah. And I think because of that, I never felt that pressure to be like, when we did get to high school and it seemed like, everyone was having sex. Like, I was a virgin. We were, you know what I mean? Like, we didn't do that for a while. But because I had my mom who, instead of going, don't do it.

And us being like, well, what is it? Why? It was kind of like, cool. I hear you. Almost made it less cool. Made it less cool. Like how kind of, which maybe she tried it. Maybe that was on purpose.

And us being like, well, what is it? Why? It was kind of like, cool. I hear you. Almost made it less cool. Made it less cool. Like how kind of, which maybe she tried it. Maybe that was on purpose.

She worked that on us. But I also don't know if I had the opportunity to do it. I mean, you probably did. Miss Hottie over here. My favorite story. Everyone in high school, oh my gosh, you and Olivia are twins. You guys look so much alike. Tell me why I'm not getting any attention. Tell me why all the boys are barking up Olivia Street and I got nothing. Stop telling me that then. We're not twins.

She worked that on us. But I also don't know if I had the opportunity to do it. I mean, you probably did. Miss Hottie over here. My favorite story. Everyone in high school, oh my gosh, you and Olivia are twins. You guys look so much alike. Tell me why I'm not getting any attention. Tell me why all the boys are barking up Olivia Street and I got nothing. Stop telling me that then. We're not twins.

There's something wrong here. Something's not adding up. Something's not adding up.

There's something wrong here. Something's not adding up. Something's not adding up.

A little different. You're doing the math. You're doing two plus two and getting eight. Yeah, I was doing the math and I was like, nobody's talking to me. Right. Well, we were also, we saw her grow up first and we were like, Get boobs. All right. Boobs are coming for us. I've been slow to say it, but it's because of her gorgeous boobs. Thank you so much.

A little different. You're doing the math. You're doing two plus two and getting eight. Yeah, I was doing the math and I was like, nobody's talking to me. Right. Well, we were also, we saw her grow up first and we were like, Get boobs. All right. Boobs are coming for us. I've been slow to say it, but it's because of her gorgeous boobs. Thank you so much.