Iron Patriot

It's all the steroids I've been doing.

Can you try it again?

Can you do a thumbs up?

Doug, a little back story on this guy.

He went to jail for two years for selling Molly over in Europe.

I just got my haircut last week on a film called Vatican Tapes.

I was a priest.

I say it you know I'm an extra but Yeah they cut it short and I was looking pretty good and I'm happy with it I saved the money I didn't have to go to super cuts And spend like $25 Or $12 I give a $10 tip though I like my haircut You probably sweat less in that thing With shorter hair Yeah I got an undersuit specially designed so I don't sweat It's a moisture management cool max spandex Some of the girls in the audience tonight Want to know what you look like They can go to my Facebook page if they want to check out And see what I look like

Yeah.

Once I leave the house, I don't drink a drop because I don't want to have to go to the bathroom.

I make sure and go before I go, and there's no more drinking to be done.

Yeah, I can't go to the bathroom.

I don't want any problems happening.

I don't wear diapers.

I'm acclimated.

I already do all that shit when I'm at home during the afternoon.

I got this down to a science, Red Band.

Can I remind you guys what happened within the last two times?

The last two times, remember he was talking about how creepy he was and you guys were discouraging him from that.

And then he had a shirt that wasn't very good ironed.