Jack Barsky
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SNAFU with Ed Helms
S4E19: Former KGB Spy Jack Barsky
So they wanted me back in the Soviet Union.
SNAFU with Ed Helms
S4E19: Former KGB Spy Jack Barsky
And that forced my hand.
SNAFU with Ed Helms
S4E19: Former KGB Spy Jack Barsky
Because I had to tell them that I'm not coming.
SNAFU with Ed Helms
S4E19: Former KGB Spy Jack Barsky
So they wouldn't search for me.
SNAFU with Ed Helms
S4E19: Former KGB Spy Jack Barsky
And so my last letter in secret writing stated the following.
SNAFU with Ed Helms
S4E19: Former KGB Spy Jack Barsky
Thank you for pointing that out.
SNAFU with Ed Helms
S4E19: Former KGB Spy Jack Barsky
I'm going to be careful, but I can't come because I have HIV AIDS.
SNAFU with Ed Helms
S4E19: Former KGB Spy Jack Barsky
Of course I didn't.
SNAFU with Ed Helms
S4E19: Former KGB Spy Jack Barsky
And so once the KGB finds out that you have AIDS or that you've said you have AIDS, they're terrified.
SNAFU with Ed Helms
S4E19: Former KGB Spy Jack Barsky
They don't want you back.
SNAFU with Ed Helms
S4E19: Former KGB Spy Jack Barsky
Okay, so now you're off the hook with the KGB.
SNAFU with Ed Helms
S4E19: Former KGB Spy Jack Barsky
I didn't know this.
SNAFU with Ed Helms
S4E19: Former KGB Spy Jack Barsky
I was hoping for it, but I actually was 100% because they went to my German family and told them that I already died.
SNAFU with Ed Helms
S4E19: Former KGB Spy Jack Barsky
So then they just forget about you.