Jack Steele
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That would be my first thought as well.
Yeah, I'm like, Dom, there's a human poo in the house because it smells that bad.
And she's like, you have to come look at this.
So I was like, oh, no, no, no.
And she was in my room.
And I was like, fuck.
Christmas Day, by the way.
Like, get home, watch the holiday.
So I go to my room and there is this big motherfucking soft serve.
Like, I'm talking like triple decker.
I've ever seen from a dog on my rug.
Then on my polished concrete, there was two other shits next to each other.
So there was three shits in my room.
And then there was poo, like dribble marks all down the hallway and then right out the front of Grant's door, not in his door, just in the hallway, there was another bit of...
So I had to get paper towel with my fucking hands.
And in that one, the paper towel broke and my finger slid into the shit.