Jack Steele
π€ SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
Scissors, paper, rock.
Got you.
Yes.
People are going to give us hate.
Because people go rock, paper, scissors.
Or scissors, paper, shoot.
Fuck, I don't know.
Anyway, Lily, imagine this.
Your phone dies.
You're working on your laptop.
You think, hmm, it's time to call your partner.
You click FaceTime in brackets.
Bear in mind, you have no saved contacts on your laptop.
But you know his number.
You click call and make it FaceTime because of course you want to see them.
Turns out it's your ex.
He's propped himself up, fixing his hair.
You're speechless.
He says, hey, you say sorry and try to find the hang up button.
And he just goes, oh, sadly, dot, dot, dot.