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Jack Steele

πŸ‘€ Speaker
2323 total appearances

Appearances Over Time

Podcast Appearances

The Inspired Unemployed
Demanding Prawn Linguine, Puppies & Limo's

Scissors, paper, rock.

The Inspired Unemployed
Demanding Prawn Linguine, Puppies & Limo's

Got you.

The Inspired Unemployed
Demanding Prawn Linguine, Puppies & Limo's

Yes.

The Inspired Unemployed
Demanding Prawn Linguine, Puppies & Limo's

People are going to give us hate.

The Inspired Unemployed
Demanding Prawn Linguine, Puppies & Limo's

Because people go rock, paper, scissors.

The Inspired Unemployed
Demanding Prawn Linguine, Puppies & Limo's

Or scissors, paper, shoot.

The Inspired Unemployed
Demanding Prawn Linguine, Puppies & Limo's

Fuck, I don't know.

The Inspired Unemployed
Demanding Prawn Linguine, Puppies & Limo's

Anyway, Lily, imagine this.

The Inspired Unemployed
Demanding Prawn Linguine, Puppies & Limo's

Your phone dies.

The Inspired Unemployed
Demanding Prawn Linguine, Puppies & Limo's

You're working on your laptop.

The Inspired Unemployed
Demanding Prawn Linguine, Puppies & Limo's

You think, hmm, it's time to call your partner.

The Inspired Unemployed
Demanding Prawn Linguine, Puppies & Limo's

You click FaceTime in brackets.

The Inspired Unemployed
Demanding Prawn Linguine, Puppies & Limo's

Bear in mind, you have no saved contacts on your laptop.

The Inspired Unemployed
Demanding Prawn Linguine, Puppies & Limo's

But you know his number.

The Inspired Unemployed
Demanding Prawn Linguine, Puppies & Limo's

You click call and make it FaceTime because of course you want to see them.

The Inspired Unemployed
Demanding Prawn Linguine, Puppies & Limo's

Turns out it's your ex.

The Inspired Unemployed
Demanding Prawn Linguine, Puppies & Limo's

He's propped himself up, fixing his hair.

The Inspired Unemployed
Demanding Prawn Linguine, Puppies & Limo's

You're speechless.

The Inspired Unemployed
Demanding Prawn Linguine, Puppies & Limo's

He says, hey, you say sorry and try to find the hang up button.

The Inspired Unemployed
Demanding Prawn Linguine, Puppies & Limo's

And he just goes, oh, sadly, dot, dot, dot.