Jackie Tohn

I remember the story now, of course.

And, of course, I stand by that I would have been like, oh, cool.

Yeah, why not?

I would have just been like, oh, I'll be right back.

Well, listen, there was a time, Jonathan.

I was watching myself on Celebrity Jeopardy recently, which of course has a hundred insane things about that sentence.

I played against Neil deGrasse Tyson.

Do you want me to tell you what happened?

Well, it was already aired.

That's why I can tell you.

I beat him.

You beat Neil deGrasse Tyson.

Did you win?

I won my episode, and then I went on to the semifinals, which have not aired yet, so I can't tell you.

Until you shut the cameras, I can't tell you what happened there.

But...

The point of this story is I had a couple friends over just to watch it, because I had my friend Brendan coach me, because he's a Jeopardy champion on Real Jeopardy.

So I had him come over and coach me, and as we're watching it on the air, they ask a question, and I'm like, fuck if I know.

And TV Jackie buzzes in and goes, pendulum?

But I'm just saying if it makes me feel any better that as you're telling me this story, it's coming back to me in pieces.