Jackie Zebrowski

And while that sounds like you're going to be putting whatever you've got inside of my holes, well, the answer is no.

Yes.

In a way.

In a way.

Are you plugging the project?

I am.

Slashfic, check it out.

It is a dating sim game where you can have sex with slashers that are based on different IPs.

No, I mean, they are.

It's like there's leather.

There's a Mike who's based off of Michael Myers.

But there's no like Dahmer.

no no no no no only only you know ip killers oh that's fun so my yeah so they're these big sexy guys and now we've got slash fic cuffing season which is the second part of this and i'm coming in my name is penny i am a harlequin clown i am based off of penny wise and i can know your deepest fears is there like a jason who's like really fat and stupid and all the kids fuck with them

No, no, no, no.

They're all just really hot.

You just really want to.

In fact, I feel like a hockey player, Jason.

Not in this.

I mean, this is a heated rivalry crossover waiting to happen.

No, because that's the thing is that they're not.